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Beautiful South lyrics
Liar's Bar lyrics Well sitting in a bar alone
where no-one knows your name
is like laying in a graveyard
wide awake
You're scared that if you cough or yawn
you might wake up the dead
So pretend to read a paper
or just drink instead
I'm a stand-up comedian
but I'd sit down if I could
The world just seems
to want folk like me to stand
And the punch-lines seem to disappear
like clouds across the sky
And the laughter could be real
or could be canned
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liar's Bar
Well living with a lying man
could never really hurt
But living with a drunk
well no-one deserves
And you're looking for your husband
you're not sure he's still alive
Don't bother with the cemetery
he'll be down at liar's dive
I'm atravelling businessman
I just stopped in for one drink
You'll find
that I'm not like the other men
Their noses are red
whilst mine is only pink
And they didn't choose their drink
their drink chose them
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liar's Bar
And the grave-digger's smiling
at his reflection in his spade
He's visiting the seediest
the shallowest of graves
The vocal chords of elephants
and the characters of mice
They're singing "whisky, whisky"
so good they named it twice
Well don't pass buildings with lights on
if I said that I did I'd have lied
'Cause what looks like a Chinese reastaurant
may have Chinese New Year inside
And son all my life I've been searching
the bars I've been in I forget
The lights outside ever brighter
but a light on the inside not yet
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liar's Bar
And he's a world-wide traveller
he's not like me or you
But he comes in mighty regular
for one who's passing through
That one came in his work clothes
he's missed his last bus home
He's missed a hell of a lot of buses
for a man who wants to roam
If I look rough I am rough
If I look sad I am
If I look broke I am broke
Just a broke down piece of man
I've turned over enough leaves
to fill an autumn
and if I had one final wish
I'd be your slave for a decade
if you could take me away from this
If you took me away from this
I'd be different you'd see
'Cause I didn't choose the drink
a drink just chose me
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liar's Bar
Well I'm smoking like a chimney
And I'm drinking like a fish
At Liar's Bar
Other Beautiful South lyrics:
10,000 Feet lyrics 36d lyrics A Little Time lyrics A Long Day In The Field lyrics A Minute's Silence lyrics A Piece Of Sky lyrics A Thousand Lies lyrics A Way With The Blues lyrics Alone lyrics Artificial Flowers lyrics Baby Please Go lyrics Bell Bottomed Tear lyrics Big Beautiful South lyrics Big Coin lyrics Blackbird On The Wire lyrics But 'til Then lyrics Chicken Wings lyrics Closer Than Most lyrics Diamonds lyrics Domino Man lyrics Danielle Steele (the Enemy Within) lyrics Don't Marry Her lyrics Dream A Little Dream lyrics Dumb lyrics Especially For You lyrics Everybody's Talkin' lyrics Final Spark lyrics Fleet St. B.c. lyrics Foundations lyrics Frank And Delores lyrics From Under The Covers lyrics Girlfriend lyrics God Bless The Child lyrics Good As Gold (stupid As Mud) lyrics Half-hearted Get (is Second Best) lyrics Have Fun lyrics Have You Ever Been Away lyrics Here It Is Again lyrics Hidden Jukebox lyrics His Time Ran Out lyrics Hit Parade lyrics Hold Me Close (underground) lyrics Hold On To What? lyrics Hooligans Don't Fall In Love lyrics How Long's A Tear Take To Dry lyrics I Hate You (but You're Interesting) lyrics I Love You (but You're Boring) lyrics I May Be Ugly lyrics I Started A Joke lyrics I Think The Answer's Yes lyrics I'll Sail This Ship Alone lyrics I'm Your No. 1 Fan lyrics I've Come For My Award lyrics If lyrics Lips lyrics In Other Words I Hate You lyrics Just Checkin' lyrics Les Yeux Ouverts lyrics Let Love Speak Up Itself lyrics Little Blue lyrics Look What I Found In My Beer lyrics Losin Things lyrics Love Adjourned lyrics Love Is lyrics Love Wars lyrics Loving Arms lyrics Mini-correct lyrics Mirror lyrics Missing Her Now lyrics Mother's Pride lyrics Mr. Obsession lyrics Nearer To God lyrics Oh Blackpool lyrics Old Red Eyes Is Back lyrics One God lyrics One Last Love Song lyrics One Man's Rubbish lyrics Perfect Ten lyrics Pockets lyrics Pollard lyrics Poppy lyrics Pretenders To The Throne lyrics Prettiest Eyes lyrics Right Man For The Job lyrics Rotterdam (or Anywhere) lyrics Should've Kept My Eyes Shut lyrics Size lyrics Something That You Said lyrics Speak To Me lyrics Straight In At 37 lyrics Tattoo lyrics The Best We Can lyrics The Lure Of The Sea lyrics The River lyrics The Rocking Chair lyrics The Slide lyrics The Sound Of North America lyrics The Table lyrics They Used To Wear Black lyrics Throw His Song Away lyrics Tonight I Fancy Myself lyrics Trevor You're Bizarre lyrics Virgin lyrics We Are Each Other lyrics We'll Deal With You Later lyrics What You See Is What You Get lyrics When I'm 84 lyrics Who's Gonna Tell lyrics Why Can't I lyrics Window Shopping For Blinds lyrics Without Her lyrics Woman In The Wall lyrics Worthless Lie lyrics You And Your Big Ideas lyrics You Just Can't Smile It Away lyrics You Keep It All In lyrics You Play Glockenspiel, I'll Play Drums lyrics You Should Be Dancing lyrics You're Only Jealous lyrics You've Done Nothing Wrong lyrics Your Father And I lyrics Song For Whoever lyrics
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