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By Jeeves Soundtrack lyrics It's a Pig! lyrics HONORIA Who are you? Someone quick! There's a man broken in! In a pig mask, broken in my bedroom! Stand well clear! He's all mine! I can deal with this swine With this chauvinist pig in my bedroom! When I'm through, I will bet You will live to regret that you picked on me, you and I ever met I'm teaching you a lesson that you never will forget You're a pig! What a pig! What a pig! MADELINE Oh dear, help! It's a pig! Daddy, help it's a pig! There's a beastly piggy in my bedroom HONORIA Cornered! He's cornered! MADELINE Is it real or a dream? Get away, or I'll scream! Who on earth let this pig in my bedroom? HONORIA Lend a hand! Bar the door! And we've trapped him for sure MADELINE I shall die if the thing makes a mess on my floor... HONORIA Speaking as a woman who has hunted wild boar What's a pig, more or less? What's a pig? Now we've got him! BERTIE Look, it's Bertie... HONORIA Nice and easy... MADELINE It's so dirty! BERTIE Listen, Maddy... MADELINE Don't come near me! HONORIA Don't dare touch her, do you hear me! BERTIE Oh, this damn thing's stuck completely! Exit Wooster, swift and sweetly! HONORIA/MADELINE Follow that pig! BASSETT Bless my soul! Who are you? What on earth's going on? There's a circus artist in my bedroom MADELINE Stop him! HONORIA We've got him! BASSETT Can't believe both my eyes There's a chap in disguise There's a cat burgling pig in my bedroom Careful, girls, all stand back He may try to attack... It's a well known fact that they hunt as a pack Wait while I distract him, try to put him off the track Watch that pig! HONORIA Watch the pig! MADELINE Watch the pig! BERTIE Listen, people... BASSETT Don't you try it! MADELINE Tried to kiss me BERTIE I deny it! BASSETT Oh, you swine you! HONORIA Caught him looting! BASSETT Raise your hands or I'll start shooting! BERTIE With a badly bruised libido Exit Wooster tres rapido HONORIA, MADELINE, BASSETT Follow that pig! Hunt the pig! Hunt the pig! Hunt the two-legged pig! There's a pig loose somewhere in the house here GUSSIE/HONORIA/MADELINE Find him! BASSETT/GUSSIE And catch him! MADELINE/HONORIA Everybody look out For the glimpse of a snout BASSETT/GUSSIE For the click of his trotters on the stairway MADELINE There he is! HONORIA False alarm! BASSETT We must try to keep calm MADELINE I'm afraid! I'm afraid! GUSSIE Then take hold of my arm BASSETT I'll let him have both barrels, it'll work just like a charm On the pig BERTIE Steady on! ALL There's the pig! There's the pig! There's the pig! There's the housebreaker pig! There's the pig with criminal intentions Once he's caught there is talk We'll reduce him to pork In a way that's too terrible to mention Can't escape, now he's caught He can grunt he can snort It's a great new game, chasing porkers for sport Now we've got him cornered there's a lesson to be taught To the pig, to the pig, to the pig Other By Jeeves Soundtrack lyrics: The Code of the Woosters lyrics Travel Hopefully (Part One) lyrics Travel Hopefully (Part Two) lyrics That Was Nearly Us lyrics Love's Maze lyrics The Hallo Song lyrics By Jeeves lyrics When Love Arrives lyrics What have you got to say, Jeeves? lyrics Half a Moment lyrics Banjo Boy lyrics |