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C.W. McCall lyrics Black Bear Road lyrics (C.W. McCall, Bill Fries, Chip Davis) Me an' RJ an' the kids was on a camp-out in the mountains, and we had us one'a them U-Drive-'Em Army Jeep cars which we rented from a fella by the name of Kubozke for thirty bucks a day, buy your gas along the way, take a rabbit's foot and leave a pint of blood for a dee-posit. And he 'splained it all to us how we was supposed to get to Telluride, which is fifty miles away by way of the regular highway, however, there was a shortcut but unless we had drove the Black Bear Road before, we'd better be off to stay, stay in bed and sleep late. (Pay no attention to the gitar there.) Well, we took up off'n the highway and we come upon a sign says ";Black Bear Road. You don't have to be crazy to drive this road, but it helps."; I says, ";RJ, this must the shortcut road Kubozke was talkin' about."; She didn't pay no mind, 'cause she was makin' peanut butter sandwiches for the kids in the back seat throwin' rocks and drinkin' Kool-Aid and playin' count-the-license-plates. But they wasn't havin' too much fun a-countin' license plate or cars, 'cause there weren't no other cars. We went about a mile-and-a-half in about four hours, busted off the right front fender, tore a hole in the oil pan on a rock as big as a hall closet. Went over a bump and spilt the Kool-Aid and Roy Gene stuck his bolo knife right through the convertible top and the dog threw up all over the back seat. Peanut butter don't agree with him, you see. So we had to stop and take off the top and air everything out and clean it up. The dog run off and RJ says she felt her asthma comin' on. I was sittin' there wonderin' what to do when the en-tire scenic San Joo-wan U-Drive-'Em Army Jeep car sank in the mud. At thirteen thousand feet above sea level. Well, we shoveled it out and ate our lunch, the dog made a yellow hole in the snow and Roy Gene got out his Instamatic and took a snapshot of it. Mary Elizabeth drawed a picture of the road; it looked like a whole bunch a' Zs and Ws all strung together. And RJ took one look at it and said that the only way that Jeep car is goin' down that road is over her dead body. Then a rock slipped out from under the wheel and the U-Drive-'Em Army Jeep car went right over the edge of the cliff. Yahoo-oo-oo-oo! ";Doggone-it, Roy Gene! How many times do I have to 'splain it to you? When I tell you to put a rock under the wheel, I mean rock! Now look at that, what you have there is no bigger'n a grapefruit."; Other C.W. McCall lyrics: Mountains On My Mind lyrics Oregon Trail lyrics Write Me A Song lyrics Lewis And Clark lyrics Glenwood Canyon lyrics Old 30 lyrics Classified lyrics Four Wheel Drive lyrics Sloan lyrics Niobrara lyrics Nishnabotna lyrics Ratchetjaw lyrics Sing Silent Night lyrics Super Slab Showdown lyrics Two-Way Lovin' lyrics Windshield Wipers In The Rain lyrics Silver Iodide Blues lyrics Telluride Breakdown lyrics Riverside Slide lyrics The Battle of New Orleans lyrics Take My Duds To The Junkman lyrics Watch The Wildwood Flowers lyrics I Don't Know (And I Don't Care) lyrics Livin' Within My Means lyrics Night Hawk lyrics Old Glory lyrics The Only Light lyrics Roses For Mama lyrics The Cowboy lyrics Flowers On The Wall lyrics Hobo's Lullaby lyrics Silver Cloud Breakdown lyrics City of New Orleans lyrics I Wish There Was More That I Could Give lyrics The Little Things In Life lyrics Milton lyrics Outlaws and Lone Star Beer lyrics Wheels Of Fortune lyrics Camp Bird Mine lyrics Columbine lyrics Comin' Back For More lyrics Night Rider lyrics Rocky Mountain September lyrics Roy lyrics The Little Brown Sparrow and Me lyrics The Silverton lyrics Wilderness lyrics Aurora Borealis lyrics Ghost Town lyrics 'Round The World With The Rubber Duck lyrics Crispy Critters lyrics Audubon lyrics Four Wheel Cowboy lyrics Green River lyrics Jackson Hole lyrics Long Lonesome Road lyrics The Gallopin' Goose lyrics Convoy lyrics Old Home Filler-Up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe lyrics There Won't Be No Country Music lyrics Wolf Creek Pass lyrics |