(Carly Simon)
Your mother is a lunatic
You think youve left the oven on
You find out theres no Santa Claus
Youre doggy cant remember you
You want to move up to Vermont
You just ran out of underwear
Your prescription wont renew
You just ran into your ex
The handyman was very rude
Your landlord just evicted you
Its cosy by the fireplace
You really have to blow your nose
It must, it must, it must go on
Arnold says it must go on
