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DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince lyrics Everything that Glitters (Ain't Always Gold) lyrics Aw man! Put that ol' dumb horn down Hey, Jazzy Jazzy Show this boy what some real music 'posed to sound like He-he-ha! ( *drums and horns set in* ) 1-2-3-4 ( *Jazzy Jeff starts scratching* ) (Don't stop the rock) Now that's a record! Now that's a record! Go Jazzy, go Jazzy, go I want to be remembered for the songs that I sing Not only for the humor, but for the knowledge I bring To broaden the horizons of others is why I rap this Enlightening minds with my lyrical tactics In life everything ain't always what it seems But people are enchanted by things that gleam You know, bright fancy cars, big yachts and mansions On the beaches of Aruba with a girlie romancin Now I'm about to tell you a very artistic fable More fun than when you first got cable The moral to be learned from this story to be told Is that everything that glitters ain't always gold On July 11th I was sittin at home Talkin to my girlfriend Geena on the telephone Flippin through the newspaper checkin the news When I saw an advertisement for a Carribean cruise It said, 'Sunny skies and romantic nights On an incredible ship' - and I got hype It said it's like the _Love Boat_, baskin in the sun Promisin fun for you and for everyone I said, ";That's dope! Baby, you're down?"; She said, ";Yeah, we could leave right now!"; The very next day I put the check in the mail And one week later we were ready to sail The brochure said that the boat was large But it was nothin but a broken-down barnacle barge! And if it wasn't for my girlfriend, I wouldn'ta went Because the captain was a cross-eyed hunchback with a limp The cruise was paid for and the food was free So I said what the hell and set out to sea It didn't take long to notice something was wrong The ship was a mess and we were the only ones on it I didn't wanna panic, so I chilled for a while Till the captain pulled up to what we thought was a deserted isle We looked on to the beach and almost went bezerk We saw 300 natives with spears and grass skirts! The said, ";Hung-a-dung-a-digi-dung-da-doa"; I said, ";Hey baby, I guess that means get off the boat"; Their chief said they needed a human sacrifice I said, ";Well, just take my girl - he-he - syke"; I was jokin, but things got serious Their leader came out and he was curious He got in my face and his breath was the worst I said, ";Hey baby, you got some mints in your purse?"; His breath was stinkin with filthy brown teeth And two big crusty ashy hairy feet The worst thing, he had no toenail on his toes And a big Teradactyl bird bone in his nose I tried to reason with him, he wasn't with it He said, ";Tenga-shanko,"; that meant 'forget it' He said, ";Gunga-shang-tang-da-bong-da-boo"; That meant 'tonight we're having Fresh Prince stew' Then I saw it - no, it's not The big Indiana Jones people cooking pot! I wanted to fight em, but there was no way to beat em I thought to myself, 'Where's Tarzan when you need him?' Just as they were contemplatin cookin us up We had a major struck of luck, a Navy ship pulled up The troops came off and they got us out of the pot And I said to the chief, ";Yo, I get witcha, hops!"; The guy that rescued us said, ";I hate to tell you The captain of your ship, he had just escaped from Belview We've been following him and finally we got him We're sorry, there's no way that you can possibly get a refund"; A thousand dollars and a weekend island drained But a lesson well learned, so let me explain There's a very important message that needs to be told It's that everything that glitters ain't always gold Other DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince lyrics: Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble lyrics Guys ain't nothing but trouble lyrics Just One of those Days lyrics Just Rockin' lyrics The Magnificent Jazzy Jeff lyrics Rock The House lyrics Special Announcement lyrics Takin It to the Top lyrics Touch of Jazz lyrics Don't Even Try It lyrics Here We Go Again lyrics Time to Chill lyrics Pump Up the Bass lyrics Let's Get Busy Baby lyrics Live at Union Square lyrics D.J. on the Wheels lyrics My Buddy lyrics Rhythm Trax - House Party Style lyrics He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper lyrics Hip Hop Dancer's Theme lyrics Jazzy's in the House lyrics Nightmare on My Street lyrics Brand New Funk lyrics Charlie Mack (1st Out of the Limo) lyrics As We Go lyrics Parent's Just Don't Understand lyrics Human Video Game lyrics Then She Bit Me lyrics Jazzy's Groove lyrics The Reverend lyrics Who Stole My Car? lyrics The Men of Your Dreams lyrics Numero Uno lyrics I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson lyrics You Got It (Donut) lyrics The Girlie Had a Mustache lyrics Too Damn Hype lyrics Jeff Waz on the Beat Box lyrics Summertime lyrics The Things That U Do lyrics This Boy is Smooth lyrics A Dog is a Dog lyrics Caught in the Middle lyrics Trapped on the Dancefloor lyrics Who Stole the D.J. lyrics You Saw My Blinker (Bitch) lyrics Dumb Dancin' lyrics Summertime (Reprise) lyrics I'm All That lyrics Ring My Bell lyrics Somethin' Like Dis lyrics I'm Looking for the One lyrics I Cant wait to be with you lyrics Just Kickin' It lyrics I Wanna Rock lyrics Scream lyrics Boom! Shake The Room lyrics Twinkle Twinkle (I'm Not A Star) lyrics Code Red lyrics Shadow Dreams lyrics Ain't No Place Like Home lyrics |