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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Soundtrack lyrics Chimp In A Suit lyrics ANDRE Dress up a monkey in Armani, He may seem precocious and cute. Despite all that primpin', You still got a chimp in a suit. Teach him the second Verse of "Swanee" And most of "Moon River" to boot. Sure peopl will gape But you still got an ape in a suit. Shprizt him 'til wet With the Eau de Toilette And you're still gonna get A stench. Dampen him well In a quart of Chanel, It won't cover the smell- I should know, I'm French! Take him to see Don Giovanni, Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit, Teach him to cook >From Escoffier's book, He's still a gorrila en croute- You still got a chimp in a suit. So you've shaved off his fur, Decked him out in couture And endowed him with pure Savior Fare- You dressed him up fancy And trained him to dance, he Remains a chimpan-cee, He's not Fred Astaire! Give him a dandy little topper, Tie on a natty cravat Buy him a castle, He'll still be an asshole And nothing you do will change that- He's still just a stinky little minkey In a dinky little suit And a cheap little hat! Other Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Soundtrack lyrics: Give Them What They Want lyrics What Was A Woman To Do lyrics Great Big Stuff lyrics Oklahoma? lyrics All About Ruprecht lyrics Here I Am lyrics Nothing Is Too Wonderful To Be True lyrics The Miracle lyrics Ruffhousin' Mit Shuffhausen lyrics Like Zis\Like Zat lyrics The More We Dance lyrics Love My Legs lyrics Love Sneaks In lyrics Son Of Great Big Stuff lyrics The Reckoning lyrics Finale lyrics Dirty Rotten Number lyrics |