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Gay Divorce Soundtrack lyrics WHERE WOULD YOU GET YOUR COAT lyrics As a buyer for a firm that deals in ladies' fur coats I get sort of pessimistic now and then 'Cause so many women who invest in our coats Spend so many evenings out with other men. I wish they'd simply take a few notes From the animals who make their coats. For if dear little ermines in Siberia On their dear little husbands didn't dote, If the dear little 'possum Didn't let their husbands boss 'em, Tell me where would you get your coat? If the dear little caraculs in Syria All their time to their mates did not devote, If the dear little sables Ever told their husbands fables, Tell me where would you get your coat? If you modern wives led more domestic lives And started singing "Home, Sweet Home" There'd be no more divorce in Paris and Of course there'd be no more annulments is Rome. For if the dear little foxes had hysteria When their mates fondly grabbed them by the throat, If the dear little rabbits Weren't so bourgeois in their habits, Tell me where would you get your coat? If the dear little lamb in Lithuania Ever had a flirtation with a goat, If home life didn't thrill a South American chinchilla, Tell me where would you get your coat? If the dear little skunk in Pennsylvania Over her dear little husband didn't gloat, If the dear little beaver Were in birth control a believer, Tell me where would you get your coat? Now if each wife I see Would only try to be Content to make her husband's bed, Cholly Knickerbocker might have nothing more to write And Town Topics would cease to be read. For if the dear little mink should get a mania For som hell-raising gigolo of note, If the dear little squirrel Quit her mate 'Cause he was virile, Tell me where would you get your coat? Other Gay Divorce Soundtrack lyrics: AFTER YOU, WHO? lyrics WHY MARRY THEM? lyrics SALT AIR lyrics I STILL LOVE THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE lyrics NIGHT AND DAY lyrics HOW'S YOUR ROMANCE lyrics WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR ENGLAND? lyrics I'VE GOT YOU ON MY MIND lyrics MISTER AND MISSUS FITCH lyrics YOU'RE IN LOVE lyrics FATE lyrics A WEEKEND AFFAIR lyrics I LOVE ONLY YOU lyrics |