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Kid Rock lyrics
Trippin With Dick Vitale lyrics
Dum diti dum dang dang di dum
2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum
1 bum said look Jack I'm the shit
put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick
My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
she never liked me and I know that's true
Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo
No one loves me and no one cares
and all I ever get is funny stares
I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino
so I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos
Stealin' bottles of booze outta A & P
I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free
Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper
for Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper
I'm so dapper u can call me Dan
but they call me round eye when I'm chilin in Japan
Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain't no dike
but fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like
I like bean burritos from Taco Bell
I like trippin on acid with Dick Vitale
My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin'
I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion
Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin
my mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen
U think u toke tuff I'd disagree
nobody blows more doobs than Richard D.
I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile
I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle
I'm down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover
and while I'm at it muther fuck fat ass Sally Struthers
U look fine girl kinda undercover
but I can't fuck ya cuz you look like my mother
I said dang digee dang di dang dang
it ain't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang
U know I hand in the Clem chillin on the strip
with all them mother fuckers who slang that shit
U know I'm a pimp hold my dick like a holster
u sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster"
Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me
but fuck it cuz I know "Somebody up there likes me."
Assholes are only assholes, fo sho'
Other Kid Rock lyrics:
Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley lyrics
Genuine Article lyrics
Cramp Ya Style lyrics
New York's Not My Home lyrics
Super Rhyme Maker lyrics
With A One-Two lyrics
Wax The Booty lyrics
Pimp Of The Nation lyrics
Abdul Jabar Cut lyrics
Step In Stride lyrics
The Upside lyrics
Style Of X-Pression lyrics
Trippin' Over A Rock lyrics
Fred lyrics
Killin Brain Cells lyrics
The Cramper lyrics
3 Sheets To The Wind (What's My Name) lyrics
Desperate-Rado lyrics
Back From The Dead lyrics
Balls In Your Mouth lyrics
Rollin' On The Island lyrics
Rain Check lyrics
T.V. Dinner lyrics
Pancake Breakfast lyrics
Blow Me lyrics
In So Deep lyrics
U Don't Know Me lyrics
Intro lyrics
Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp lyrics
Live lyrics
Detroit Thang lyrics
Shotgun Blast lyrics
Freestyle Rhyme lyrics
Classic Rock lyrics
My Name Is ROCK lyrics
Krack Rocks lyrics
The Prodigal Son Returns lyrics
Outro lyrics
Bawitdaba lyrics
Cowboy lyrics
Devil Without A Cause lyrics
I Am The Bullgod lyrics
Roving Gangster (Rollin') lyrics
Wasting Time lyrics
Welcome To The Party lyrics
I Got One For Ya lyrics
Somebody's Gotta Feel This lyrics
Fist Of Rage lyrics
Only God Knows Why lyrics
Fuck Off lyrics
Where You At Rock lyrics
Black Chick, White Guy lyrics
Where U At Rock lyrics
Welcome 2 The Party (Ode 2 The Old School) lyrics
Trucker Anthem lyrics
Forever lyrics
Lay It On Me lyrics
Cocky lyrics
What I Learned Out On The Road lyrics
I'm Wrong But You Ain't Right lyrics
Lonely Road Of Faith lyrics
You Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me lyrics
Picture lyrics
I'm A Dog lyrics
Midnight Train To Memphis lyrics
Baby Come Home lyrics
Drunk In The Morning lyrics
WSCR lyrics
Born 2 Be A Hick lyrics
Fuck That lyrics
Abortion lyrics
Dark & Grey lyrics
3 Sheets To The Wind lyrics
EMSP lyrics
I Wanna Go Back lyrics
Ya Keep On lyrics
American Bad Ass lyrics
My Oedipus Complex lyrics
Prodigal Son lyrics
Dark And Grey lyrics
E.M.S.P. lyrics
Born To Be A Hick lyrics
Fuck U Blind lyrics
Paid lyrics
Intro (History Of Rock) lyrics
Higher lyrics
Warm Winter lyrics
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