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Mike Batt lyrics The Pig Must Die lyrics He dreamed that he stood in a shadowy Court, Where the Snark, with a glass in his eye, Dressed in gown, bands, and wig, was defendig a pig On a charge of deserting its sty. (Barrister) I dreamed last night I was standing in a court of Law, And the Snark was the Counsel for Defence, He was trying to establish the innocence, Of a pig that I clearly saw, As stated hereinbefore In a Court of Law. And while I was standing in a Court of Law, The jury talked so they missed a lot, And some were listening and some were not, So the judge cried, "I implore, Bring it down to a deafening roar, In this Court of Law". (Barrister Jury) Let's teach it a lesson it'll never forget For a devious deed it will live to regret, It's clear that the pig must die. We're of the opinion the pig must pay, We can't let it live for another day, We fear if the rules apply, It's clear that the pig must die. (Barrister) The Snark replied, "I beg you my learned friends, For it seems to me with the naked eye That the pig can live or the pig can die, And its happiness all depends On the mercy that now extends From my learned friends." (Jury) Let's teach it a lesson it'll never forget For a devious deed it will live to regret, It's clear that the pig must die. (Barrister Jury) We're of the opinion the pig must pay, We can't let it live for another day, We fear if the rules apply, It's clear that the pig must die. Let's teach it a lesson it'll never forget For a devious deed it will live to regret, It's clear that the pig must die. We're of the opinion the pig must pay, We can't let it live for another day, We fear if the rules apply, It's clear that the pig must die. Then the snark pronounced sentence, the Judge being quite Too nervous to utter a word; When it rose to its feet, there was silence like night And the fall of pin might be heard. (Barrister) Let's teach it a lesson it'll never forget For a devious deed it will live to regret, It's clear that the pig must die. (Barrister Jury) We're of the opinion the pig must pay, We can't let it live for another day, We fear if the rules apply, It's clear that the pig must die. But their wild exultation was suddenly checked When the jailer informed them with tears Such a sentence would have not the slightest effect, As the pig had been dead for some years. Other Mike Batt lyrics: Amy Floats Downstream lyrics Don't Trust The Angels lyrics Let It Be In Your Arms lyrics The Closest Thing To Crazy lyrics The Flame Burns On lyrics Who Was The Fool lyrics Caravansong lyrics Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood lyrics Insh'allah lyrics It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time lyrics Railway Hotel lyrics Ride To Agadir lyrics The Walls Of The World lyrics Voices In The Dark lyrics Can't Lie No More lyrics Lion Of Kandahar lyrics Ring Of Scorpio lyrics Sailing Ships From Heaven lyrics Soldier's Song lyrics Warsaw lyrics Imbecile lyrics Lady Of The Dawn lyrics Losing Your Way In The Rain lyrics Run Like The Wind lyrics A Delicate Combination lyrics As The Moon Can Shine lyrics Children Of The Sky lyrics Dancing Towards Disaster lyrics Midnight Smoke lyrics The Beaver's Lesson lyrics The Bellman's Speech lyrics The Escapade lyrics The Snooker Song lyrics The Vanishing lyrics Mona lyrics The Winds Of Change lyrics Love Makes You Crazy lyrics |