|
NOFX lyrics
My Vagina lyrics My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don’t got monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina got lot’s of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in
Turning Donnie into Marie Osmand
Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back cause I don’t want to get a bladder infection
I never thought I’d miss my vas deferance
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friend my new designer cunt
They think I’m kinda weird but that’s ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee
There’s nothing finer than having a vagina
Other NOFX lyrics:
And Now For Something Completely Similar lyrics Take 2 Placebos And Call Me Lame lyrics What's The Matter With Parents Today lyrics Dinosaurs Will Die lyrics Thank God It Monday lyrics Clams Have Feelings Too lyrics Louise lyrics Stranger Than Fishin' lyrics Pharmacist's Daughter lyrics Bottles To The Ground lyrics Total Bummer lyrics Herojuana lyrics Theme From A NOFX Album lyrics Fun Things To Fuck lyrics Juice Head lyrics Three On Speed lyrics New Happy Birthday Song? lyrics Talking 'bout Yo Momma lyrics Party Enema lyrics Can't Get The Stink Out lyrics Go To Work Wasted lyrics Fuck Da Kids lyrics Whoa On The Whoas lyrics Three Shits To The Wind lyrics Puke On Cops lyrics I Gotta Pee lyrics Totally Fucked lyrics Punk Rock Elite lyrics Kids Of The K-Hole lyrics Murder The Government lyrics Monosylabic Girl lyrics 180 Degrees lyrics All His Suits Are Torn lyrics All Outta Angst lyrics I'm Telling Tim lyrics Champs lyrics Dad's Bad News lyrics Kill Rock Stars lyrics Eat The Meek lyrics The Desperation's Gone lyrics Quart In Session lyrics Falling In Love lyrics Linoleum lyrics Leave It Alone lyrics Dig lyrics The Cause lyrics Don't Call Me White lyrics My Heart Is Yearning lyrics A Perfect Government lyrics The Brews lyrics Dying Degree lyrics Fleas lyrics Lori Meyers lyrics Jeff Wears Birkenstocks ? lyrics Punk Guy lyrics The Happy Guy lyrics Reeko lyrics Scavenger Type lyrics Green Corn lyrics The Moron Brothers lyrics Shower Days lyrics Food, Sex And Ewe lyrics Just The Flu lyrics El Lay lyrics New Boobs lyrics Cheese lyrics Where's My Slice ? lyrics Together On The Sand lyrics Nowhere lyrics Brain Constipation lyrics Gonoherpasyphlilaids lyrics I Don't Want You Around lyrics The Malachi Crunch lyrics
|
|