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Rugburns lyrics I Want To Learn About Love lyrics My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women's bathroom at the Oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and said ";Eeek! A boy! Get out before I call Queer Nation!"; But the police did arrive And they said, ";What's with this guy? He's been watching these women pee Doin' a study like he's doctor Leakey Just to learn about love"; But I want to learn about love Yeah I want to learn about love Yeah I want to learn about love Can you show me today? Well I walked into the adult bookstore And my heart was beating louder than the drums at the tip of Zimbabwe They never taught me nothin' 'bout this in Catholic School They only said if I was bad, I would incur the wrath of Mr. Yahweh But the bodies were uncurled And they screamed and moaned and hurled And the boys was dressed as girls And the women got splashed with pearls And they said it was love But I want to learn about love Yeah I want to learn about love Yeah I want to learn about love Can you show me today? Well I cruised the red light zone But I still felt all alone And I turned a nasty trick And I drank till I got sick I'm sick, I'm so sick, I'm so sick Well I watched Oprah the other day There were some mothers on the show that decided to screw their daughters' boyfriends The daughters were mad, and the boyfriends were glad Because they got an education by burnin' the candle at both ends Oprah's dress was canary yellow And I think that she fancied that fellow And the crotch in his corduroys bulged And the truth it was soon divulged When they taught us 'bout love But I want to learn about love Other Rugburns lyrics: Pitbull lyrics My Carphone's On The Pill lyrics Kilkenny Man lyrics Single Life lyrics Gold's Gym Guy lyrics My Boyfriend lyrics Holliston Street lyrics Football Tonite (WTOP) lyrics Rioting lyrics You Should've Told Me lyrics Rub Somebody (The Right Way) lyrics Me and Eddie Vedder lyrics The Fairies Came lyrics This Flood lyrics Skyfuckingline of Toronto lyrics Sesame Street lyrics Dick's Automotive lyrics War lyrics The Ballad of Tommy and Marla lyrics Now's Not The Right Time For Love lyrics Better Be Careful lyrics Old Lover's House lyrics Tree Hugger lyrics The Girl With The Wandering Eye lyrics Mama lyrics Lockjaw lyrics Dirty lyrics Morning Song lyrics 'Til The Next Day Comes lyrics You're So Busy (La La La) lyrics Pile On The Hangover lyrics Your Ghost lyrics I Hate Fuckin' Christmas lyrics |