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Seussical Soundtrack lyrics Amayzing Gertrude lyrics GERTRUDE So she flew to the doctor, the doctor named Dake Whose office was high in a tree by the lake. And she cried, -Mr. Doctor! - oh, please, do you know Of some kind of pill that will make my tail grow? (The CAT appears as DR. DAKE, wearing a stethoscope) CAT (as Doctor Dake) "Tut tut!", said the Doctor. Such talk! It's too absurd! Your little tail is just right For your kind of bird! (NOTE: The CAT may use German, pig Latin, Unintelligible gibberish or anything else that's funny in order to say the above. However, if anything but plain English is used for the above, Then please add the following lines in parenthesis to provide a "translation": GERTRUDE (Baffled) Huh?? CAT (as Doctor Dake) In other words, your little tail is just right for your kind of bird! GERTRUDE (having a tantrum) Then Gertrude had tantrums. She raised such a din That finally the doctor just had to give in. CAT (as Doctor Dake) (Reacts to her tantrum) Alright already! Bring in the Pill-berry bush! (DR. DAKE'S NURSE brings in the pill-berry bush. GERTRUDE plucks and eats some of the pills) GERTRUDE Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Gulp gulp gulp! GERTRUDE What was that? Something's itching me! What was that? Something's twitching me! What was that? Are those feathers I see? I think my tail's beginning! Oh my word! This is wonderful! Second, third, Wow, I'm colorful! What a bird I'm beginning to be... Amayzing Gertrude BIRD GIRLS Just look at the tail she is sportin, GERTRUDE & BIRD GIRLS Amayzing Gertrude GERTRUDE Thank you, Doctor Dake! BIRD GIRLS Thanks, doc! GERTRUDE & BIRD GIRLS Amayzing Gertrude! GERTRUDE And hopefully I'll impress Horton! BIRD GIRLS Amayzing Gertrude... (She starts taking more pills) GERTRUDE One more pill will do me good Yes, it will! One more, one more, one more pill BIRD GIRLS Soon, she'll have the biggest tail... She'll have the biggest tail! GERTRUDE I'll have the biggest tail! GERTRUDE & BIRD GIRLS The biggest tail of... GERTRUDE All! BIRD GIRLS All! (GERTRUDE freezes for a minute. THE CAT IN THE HAT and JOJO appear together, somewhere "out of the frame', observing GERTRUDE in the story) JOJO So Gertrude is happy. Her tail's nice and long. CAT Kid, fasten your seat belt. 'Cause now things go wrong! (MUSIC kicks in as GERTRUDE exits. Lights come up on the jungle at night. It's dark and menacing. The WICKERSHAM BROTHERS are hanging around, looking for a little fun.) Other Seussical Soundtrack lyrics: Overture lyrics Oh, The Thinks You Can Think lyrics Horton Hears A Who lyrics Biggest Blame Fool lyrics Here On Who lyrics Day For The Cat In The Hat, A lyrics It's Possible (In McElligot's Pool) lyrics How To Raise A Child lyrics Military, The lyrics Alone In The Universe lyrics One Feather Tail Of Miss Gertrude McFuzz, The lyrics Amazing Mayzie lyrics Monkey Around lyrics Chasing The Whos lyrics Solla Solew lyrics How Lucky You Are lyrics Notice Me, Horton lyrics How Lucky You Are (Mayzie's Reprise) lyrics Act 1 - Finale: Horton Sits On The Egg lyrics Egg, Nest and Tree lyrics Mayzie In Palm Beach lyrics Alone In The Universe (Reprise) lyrics Havin' A Hunch lyrics All For You lyrics The People Versus Horton The Elephant lyrics Finale\Oh, The Thinks You Can Think (Reprise) lyrics Green Eggs And Ham lyrics |