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South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack lyrics
Eric Cartman---Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics
Thanks to Julia James for submitting
the lyrics
Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.
(No Beef Log)
Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.
Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.
But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Sweet!
Other South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack lyrics:
Mr. Hankey, With Stan, Kyle, Kenny, And Cartman---Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas lyrics Mr. Ose---We Three Kings lyrics Kenny McCormick Mr. Hankey---The Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics The Broflofskis, With Eric Cartman And Stan Marsh---Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel lyrics South Park Children's Choir---Hark! The Herald Angels Sing lyrics Mr. Hankey With Kyle---Santa Claus Is On His Way lyrics Chef---What The Hell Child Is This lyrics Satan (Not The Hockey Player, The Dark Prince Of Evil) In Hell lyrics Adolf Hitler---O Tannenbaum lyrics Stan Marsh And Wendy Testaburger---It Happened In Sun Valley lyrics Shelly Marsh---I Saw Three Ships lyrics Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity Guest---The Lonely Jew On Christmas lyrics Mr. Mackey---Carol Of The Bells lyrics Juan Schwartz And The South Park Children's Choir---Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be) lyrics Eric Cartman---O Holy Night lyrics Mr. Garrison---Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics Cowboy Timmy---Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo lyrics Vitro---Mentally Dull Tank Remix lyrics Joe Strummer---It's A Rockin' World lyrics Meat Loaf Chef---Tonight Is Right For Love lyrics Ween---The Rainbow lyrics Ned Geblansky---Feel Like Makin' Love lyrics Rick James---Love Gravy lyrics Devo---Huboon Stomp lyrics Mousse T. Vs. Hot---Horny lyrics Elton John---Wake Up Wendy lyrics Chef---No Substitute lyrics Perry Farrell---Hot Lava lyrics Mase Feat Puff Daddy And Lil' Kim---Will They Die 4 You lyrics Chef---Simultaneous lyrics Master P---Kenny's Dead lyrics Eric Cartman---Come Sail Away lyrics Rancid---Brad Logan lyrics Chef---Salty Choclate Balls (P.S. I Love You) lyrics Crystal Method---Nowhere To Run (Vapor Trail) lyrics Primus---South Park Theme lyrics
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