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The Pirate Soundtrack lyrics BE A CLOWN lyrics Performed by JUDY GARLAND and GENE KELLY I'll remember forever, When I was but three, Mama, who was clever, Remarking to me; If, son, when you're grown up, You want ev'rything nice, I've got your future sewn up If you take this advice: Be a clown, be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act a fool, play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh. Wear the cap and the bells And you'll rate with all the great swells If you become a doctor, folks'll face you with dread, If you become a dentist, they'll be glad when you're dead, You'll get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head, Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown. Be a clown, be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Be a crazy buffoon And the demoiselles'll all swoon. Dress in huge, baggy pants And you'll ride the road to romance. A butcher or a baker, ladies never embrace, A barber for a beau would be a social disgrace, They all'll come to call if you can fall on your face, Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown. Be a clown, be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Show 'em tricks, tell 'em jokes And you'll only stop with top folks. Be a crack jackanapes And they'll imitate you like apes. Why be a great composer with your rent in arrears, Why be a major poet and you'll owe it for years? When crowds'll pay to giggle if you wiggle your ears? Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown. Be a clown, be a clown, All the world loves a clown. If you just make 'em roar Watch your mountebank account soar. Wear a painted mustache And you're sure to make a big splash. A college education I should never propose, A bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clo'es, But millions you will win if you can spin on your nose. Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown. Be a clown, be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Be a poor silly ass And you'll always travel first-class, Give 'em quips, give 'em fun, And they'll pay to say you're A-1. If you become a farmer, you've the weather to buck, If you become a gambler, you'll be stuck with your luck, But jack you'll never lack if you can quack like a duck (Quack, quack, quack, quack) Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown. Other The Pirate Soundtrack lyrics: MACK THE BLACK lyrics LOVE OF MY LIFE lyrics YOU CAN DO NO WRONG lyrics VOODOO lyrics MANUELA lyrics |