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Tom Waits lyrics
Cemetery Polka lyrics Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William
Made a million during World War Two
But they're tightwads and they're cheapskates
And they'll never give a dime to you
Auntie Mame has gone insane
She lives in the doorway of an old hotel
And the radio is playing opera
All she ever says is ";Go to hell";
Uncle Violet flew as a pilot
And there ain't no pretty girls in France
Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint
They say he never keeps it in his pantsUncle Bill will never leave a will
And the tumor is as big as an egg
He has a mistress, she's Puerto Rican
And I heard she has a wooden leg
Uncle Phil can't live without his pills
He has emphysema and he's almost blind
And we must find out where the money is
Get it now before he loses his mind
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
He plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
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I Hope That I Don't Fall in Love with You lyrics Virginia Avenue lyrics Old Shoes (And Picture Postcards) lyrics Midnight Lullaby lyrics Martha lyrics Rosie lyrics Lonely lyrics Little Trip to Heaven (On the Wings of your Love) lyrics Closing Time lyrics New Coat Of Paint lyrics San Diego Serenade lyrics Semi Suite lyrics (Looking For) The Heart of Saturday Night lyrics Fumblin' With the Blues lyrics Depot, Depot lyrics Drunk on the Moon lyrics The Ghosts of Saturday Night lyrics (Opening Intro) lyrics Emotional Weather Report lyrics On a Foggy Night lyrics Eggs & Sausage lyrics Better Off Without a Wife lyrics Warm Beer and Cold Women lyrics Spare Parts I (A Nocturnal Emission) lyrics Spare Parts II and Closing lyrics Nighthawk Postcards (From Easy Street) lyrics Putnam County lyrics Big Joe and Phantom 309 lyrics Tom Traubert's Blues lyrics Step Right Up lyrics Jitterbug Boy lyrics The Piano Has Been Drinking lyrics Invitation to the Blues lyrics Pasties and a G-string lyrics Bad Liver and a Broken Heart lyrics The One That Got Away lyrics I Can't Wait to Get Off Work lyrics I Wish I Was in New Orleans lyrics Small Change lyrics Cinny's Waltz lyrics Muriel lyrics I Never Talk To Strangers lyrics Medley: Jack & Neal\California, Here I Come lyrics A Sight For Sore Eyes lyrics Potter's Field lyrics Burma Shave lyrics Barber Shop lyrics Foreign Affair lyrics Somewhere (from West Side Story) lyrics Romeo is Bleeding lyrics $29.00 lyrics Wrong Side of the Road lyrics Whistlin' Past the Graveyard lyrics Kentucky Avenue lyrics A Sweet Little Bullet from a Pretty Blue Gun lyrics Blue Valentines lyrics Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis lyrics Heartattack and Vine lyrics In Shades lyrics Saving All My Love For You lyrics Downtown lyrics Jersey Girl lyrics 'Til the Money Runs Out lyrics On the Nickel lyrics Mr. Siegal lyrics Is There Any Way Out Of This Dream lyrics Picking Up After You lyrics Old Boyfriends lyrics Broken Bicycles lyrics I Beg Your Pardon lyrics Little Boy Blue lyrics You Can't Unring a Bell lyrics This One's From the Heart lyrics Take Me Home lyrics Once Upon a Town lyrics The Wages of Love lyrics Shore Leave lyrics Dave the Butcher lyrics Town With No Cheer lyrics In the Neighborhood lyrics Just Another Sucker on the Vine lyrics Frank's Wild Years lyrics Down, Down, Down lyrics Soldier's Things lyrics Gin Soaked Boy lyrics Trouble's Braids lyrics Rainbirds lyrics Swordfishtrombones lyrics Singapore lyrics Tango 'Til They're Sore lyrics Diamonds and Gold lyrics Hang Down Your Head lyrics Midtown lyrics Union Square lyrics Blind Love lyrics Walking Spanish lyrics Downtown Train lyrics Bride of Rain Dog lyrics Anywhere I Lay My Head lyrics Jockey Full of Bourbon lyrics 9th & Hennepin lyrics Hang On St. Christopher lyrics Blow Wind Blow lyrics Temptation lyrics Innocent When You Dream lyrics I'll Be Gone lyrics Please Wake Me Up lyrics Frank's Theme lyrics More Than Rain lyrics I'll Take New York lyrics 16 Shells From a Thirty-Ought-Six lyrics Big Black Mariah lyrics Clap Hands lyrics Cold Cold Ground lyrics Falling Down lyrics Johnsburg, Illinois lyrics Rain Dogs lyrics Red Shoes by the Drugstore lyrics Ruby's Arms lyrics Straight To the Top (Rhumba) lyrics Straight To the Top (Vegas) lyrics Strange Weather lyrics Telephone Call From Istanbul lyrics Train Song lyrics Underground lyrics Way Down in the Hole lyrics Yesterday Is Here lyrics Gun Street Girl lyrics Time lyrics Frank's Song lyrics Goin' Down Slow lyrics Had Me A Girl lyrics I'm Your Late Night Evening Prostitute lyrics Ice Cream Man lyrics Little Trip To Heaven lyrics Looks Like I'm Up Shit Creek Again lyrics Midnight Lullabye lyrics Poncho's Lament lyrics Rockin' Chair lyrics So Long I'll See Ya lyrics Virginia Ave. lyrics When You Ain't Got Nobody lyrics Earth Died Screaming lyrics Dirt in the Ground lyrics Such A Scream lyrics All Stripped Down lyrics Who Are You lyrics The Ocean Doesn't Want Me lyrics Jesus Gonna Be Here lyrics In the Colosseum lyrics Goin' Out West lyrics Murder in the Red Barn lyrics Black Wings lyrics Whistle Down the Wind lyrics I Don't Wanna Grow Up lyrics Let Me Get Up On It lyrics That Feel lyrics A Little Rain lyrics Back in the Good Old World lyrics Los Angeles Mood lyrics Los Angeles Theme lyrics New York Theme lyrics New York Mood lyrics Baby, I'm Not A Baby Anymore lyrics Good Old World lyrics Carnival Bob's Confession lyrics On the Other Side of the World lyrics Lucky Day Overture lyrics The Black Rider lyrics November lyrics Just the Right Bullets lyrics Black Box Theme lyrics T'ain't No Sin lyrics Flash Pan Hunter\Intro lyrics That's the Way lyrics The Briar and the Rose lyrics Russian Dance lyrics Gospel Train\Orchestra lyrics I'll Shoot the Moon lyrics Flash Pan Hunter lyrics Crossroads lyrics Gospel Train lyrics Interlude lyrics Oily Night lyrics Lucky Day lyrics The Last Rose of Summer lyrics Carnival lyrics Blue Skies lyrics Diamonds on my Windshield lyrics Grapefruit Moon lyrics Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You lyrics In Between Love lyrics I Want You lyrics Mockin' Bird lyrics Nobody lyrics Ol' 55 lyrics Old Shoes lyrics Please Call Me, Baby lyrics Shiver Me Timbers lyrics So It Goes lyrics
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