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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Soundtrack lyrics Chimp In A Suit lyrics ANDRE Dress up a monkey in Armani, He may seem precocious and cute. Despite all that primpin', You still got a chimp in a suit. Teach him the second Verse of "Swanee" And most of "Moon River" to boot. Sure peopl will gape But you still got an ape in a suit. Shprizt him 'til wet With the Eau de Toilette And you're still gonna get A stench. Dampen him well In a quart of Chanel, It won't cover the smell- I should know, I'm French! Take him to see Don Giovanni, Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit, Teach him to cook >From Escoffier's book, He's still a gorrila en croute- You still got a chimp in a suit. So you've shaved off his fur, Decked him out in couture And endowed him with pure Savior Fare- You dressed him up fancy And trained him to dance, he Remains a chimpan-cee, He's not Fred Astaire! Give him a dandy little topper, Tie on a natty cravat Buy him a castle, He'll still be an asshole And nothing you do will change that- He's still just a stinky little minkey In a dinky little suit And a cheap little hat! Other Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Soundtrack lyrics: Finale lyrics Dirty Rotten Number lyrics Son Of Great Big Stuff lyrics The Reckoning lyrics Love Sneaks In lyrics Love My Legs lyrics The More We Dance lyrics Like Zis\Like Zat lyrics Ruffhousin' Mit Shuffhausen lyrics The Miracle lyrics Nothing Is Too Wonderful To Be True lyrics Here I Am lyrics All About Ruprecht lyrics Oklahoma? lyrics Great Big Stuff lyrics What Was A Woman To Do lyrics Give Them What They Want lyrics |