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Les Miserables Soundtrack lyrics
Master Of The House lyrics Drinkers Come on you old pest Fetch a bottle of your best What's the nectar of the day? [Thenardier enters with a flask of wine.] Thenardier Here, try this lot Guaranteed to hit the spot Or I'm not Thenardier Drinkers Gissa glass a' rum Landlord, over here! Thenardier [To himself] Right away, you scum [To customer] Right away, m'sieur Drinkers God this place has gone to hell So you tell me every year Mine host Thenardier He was there so they say, At the field of Waterloo Got there, it's true When the fight was all through But he knew just what to do Crawling through the mud So I've heard it said Picking through the pockets Of the English dead He made a tidy score From the spoils of war Thenardier My band of soaks My den of dissolutes My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts. My sons of whores Spent their lives in my inn Homing pigeons homing in Then fly through my doors And their money's as good as yours Drinkers Ain't got a clue What he put in this stew Must have scraped it off the street God what a wine! Chateau Neuf de Turpentine Must have pressed it with his feet Landlord over here! Where's the bloody man? One more for the road! Thenardier, one more slug o' gin. Just one more, or my old man is gonna do me in. [Thenardier greets a new customer.] Thenardier Welcome, M'sieur Sit yourself down And meet the best Innkeeper in town As for the rest All of 'em crooks Rooking their guests And cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house Doling out the charm Ready with a handshake And an open palm Tells a saucy tale Makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house Keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em Of a sou or two Watering the wine Making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks When they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's busom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Thenardier Drinkers Master of the house Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servant to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, And lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone Thenardier But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! [To another new customer...] Enter M'sieur Lay down your load Unlace your boots And rest from the road This weighs a ton Travel's a curse But here we strive To lighten your purse Here the goose is cooked Here the fat is fried And nothing's overlooked Till I'm satisfied Food beyond compare Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer And pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse Liver of a cat Filling up the sausages With this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! Charge 'em for the lice Extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice There a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks he knows How it all increases All those bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! Thenardier Chorus Master of the house Quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby To pass him by Servent to the poor Butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, And lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Gives 'em everything he's got Thenardier Dirty bunch of geezers Jesus! What a sorry little lot! Mme. Thenardier I used to dream That I would meet a prince But God Almighty, Have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit! `Comforter, philosopher' - and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain Regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover But there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature Landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted Living with this bastard in the house! Thenardier Drinkers Master of the house! Mme. Thenardier Master and a half! Thenardier Drinkers Comforter, philosopher Mme. Thenardier Ah, don't make me laugh! Thenardier Drinkers Servant to the poor Butler to the great Mme. Thenardier Hypocrite and toady And inebriate! Thenardier Drinkers Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Thenardier Everybody raise a glass Mme. Thenardier Raise it up the master's arse All Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house! Other Les Miserables Soundtrack lyrics: Epilogue (Finale) lyrics Beggars At The Feast lyrics The Wedding Chorale lyrics Valjean's Confession lyrics Every Day lyrics Empty Chairs At Empty Tables lyrics Turning lyrics Javert's Suicide lyrics Dog Eat Dog (The Sewers) lyrics The Final Battle lyrics The Second Attack (The Death Of Gavroche) lyrics Dawn Of Anguish lyrics Bring Him Home lyrics Drink With Me (The Night) lyrics The First Attack lyrics Night Of Anguish lyrics A Little Fall Of Rain lyrics Little People lyrics Upon These Stones - At The Barricade lyrics On My Own lyrics One Day More lyrics The Attack On Rue Plumet lyrics A Heart Full Of Love lyrics In My Life lyrics Do You Hear The People Sing lyrics Red And Black (The ABC Caf lyrics Eponine's Errand lyrics Stars lyrics Javert's Intervention lyrics The Robbery lyrics Look Down lyrics The Waltz Of Treachery lyrics The Bargain lyrics Castle On A Cloud lyrics The Confrontation lyrics Come To Me (Fantine's Death) lyrics Who Am I (The Trial) lyrics The Runaway Cart lyrics Fantine's Arrest lyrics Lovely Ladies lyrics I Dreamed A Dream lyrics At The End Of The Day lyrics What Have I Done (Valjean's Soliloquy) lyrics Valjean Arrested Valjean Forgiven lyrics Prologue - Work Song lyrics |