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Spamalot Soundtrack lyrics You Won't Succeed On Broadway lyrics ARTHUR: Have you heard of this "Broadway?" ROBIN: Yes sire...and we don't stand a chance there. ARTHUR: Why not? ROBIN: Because...Broadway is a very special place, filled with very special people, people who can sing and dance, often at the same time! They are a different people, a multi-talented people, a people...who need people...and who are, in many ways, the luckiest people in...the world. I'm sorry sire, but we don't stand a chance. ARTHUR: But why? ROBIN: Well...let me put it like this. In any great adventure, that you don't want to lose, victory depends upon the poeple that you choose. So, listen, Arthur darling, closely to this news: We won't succeed on Broadway, If you don't have any Jews. You may have the finest sets, Fill the stage with penthouse pets, You may have the loveliest costumes and best shoes. You my dance and you may sing, But I'm sorry, Arthur king, You'll hear no cheers, Just lots and lots of boos. ENSEMBLE: Boo. ROBIN: You mahve have butch men by the score Whom the audience adore, You may even have some animals from zoos, Though you've holes and krauts instead, You may have unlevened bread, But I tell you, you are dead, If you don't have any Jews. They won't care if it's witty, or everything looks pretty, They'll simply say it's shitty and profuse. Nobody will go, sir, If it's not kosher then no show, sir, Even Goyem won't be dim enough to choose! Put on shows that make men stare, With lots of girls in underwear, You may even have the finest of reviews. CRITIC: You're doing great! ROBIN: The audience won't care, sir, As long as you don't dare, sir, To open up on Broadway If you don't have any Jews. You may have dramatic lighting, Or lots of horrid fighting, You may even have some white men sing the blues! Your knights might be nice boys, But sadly we're all goys, And that noise that you call singing you must lose. So, despite your pretty lights, and naughty girls in nasty tights, and the most impressive scenery you use... You may have dancing mana-mano, You may bring on a piano, But they will not give a damn-o If you don't have any Jews! You may fill your play with gays, Have Nigerian girls in stays, GIRLS: You may even have some schizas making stews! ROBIN: You haven't got a clue, If you don't have a Jew, All of your investments you are going to lose! There's a very small percentile, Who enjoys a dancing gentile, I'm sad to be the one with this bad news! But never mind your swordplay, You just won't succeed on Broadway, You just won't succeed on Broadway, If you don't have any Jews! Arthur, can you hear me? To get along on Broadway, To sing a song on Broadway, To hit the top on Broadway and not lose, I tell you, Arthur king, There is one essential thing... There simply must be, simply must be Jews. There simply must be, Arthur trust me, Simply must be Jews. Other Spamalot Soundtrack lyrics: Always Look On The Bright Side lyrics Twice In Every Show lyrics Act II Finale lyrics I'm All Alone lyrics Where Are You? lyrics His Name Is Lancelot lyrics Diva's Lament lyrics Brave Sir Robin lyrics Always Look On The Bright Side of Life lyrics Run Away! lyrics Historian's Introduction to Act Two lyrics Find Your Grail lyrics Knights of the Round Table lyrics All For One lyrics The Song that Goes Like This lyrics Come With Me lyrics Laker Girls Cheer lyrics He Is Not Dead Yet lyrics Monks' Chant\ He Is Not Dead Yet lyrics Finland \ Fisch Schlapping Dance lyrics SPAMALOT REVIEW lyrics Historian's Introduction to Act One lyrics |