|
|
Frank Zappa lyrics
Drop Dead lyrics
Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve Vai (guitar)
Ray White (guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Chuck Wild (piano)
Arthur Barrow (bass)
Scott Thunes (bass)
Jay Anderson (string bass)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Chad Wackerman (drums)
Ike Willis (vocals)
Terry Bozzio (vocals)
Dale Bozzio (vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (vocals)
Bob Harris (vocals)
Johnny ";Guitar"; Watson (vocals)
HARRY:
JESUS, that was terrific! I've never experienced anything quite like that in a theater before! How 'bout you, RHONDA?
RHONDA:
You're a worm, HARRY. Drop dead. God, you're disgusting! Don't touch me! YUCK! What is this scum on your chest? Did that little rubber MAMMY 'do something' on you?
THING-FISH: (alarmed)
OB'DEWLLA! You lil' vagrant! What you been up to wit de chump over deahh? Lemme see yo' draw's! Uh-HUHHHH! Jes' couldn't hep y'seff, could ya! Pheww! You best be washin' dat thang off, dahlin'! I knows we's sposed ta be un-DESTRUCTABLE, but what you got ripenin' down dere be puttin' us all to DE TEST! Yow!
The EVIL PRINCE tap-dances over to THING-FISH, HARRY & RHONDA.
EVIL PRINCE: (fake Broadway singing)
Pers'nally, dahlin', I found de pre-formnence Wit de brief-case To be un-creedably stim-u-lat-nin'!
RHONDA:
Eat shit, you overbearing male chauvinist member of the scientific community!
THING-FISH:
What a sweet lil' hunk o' heaven she growed up t'be! When she were deflateable, she dint say nothin'...jes kept her face open like dis... waitin' fo de salami dat never 'rived! Now she fuckin' de briefcase, dumpin' de paper all over de flo', hair up in a ugly ol' bun, fountain pen danglin' out her asshole, an' talkin' dirty to a member o' de ROYAL FAM'LY!
Girl! Dis cocksucker mights be EVIL, but he AM a PRINCE! Now he be talkin' de vernak-luh, I's findin' it consid'rubly mo' cornvemient to in- demnify wit his 'point-o-view!
EVIL PRINCE:
Sho' nuff! Um-hmm! Yeah! You a WISE ol' MAMMY! Where you fum, 'rijnlyy?
THING-FISH:
Why...uh...SAINT LOOMIS!
EVIL PRINCE:
Goddam! I knew it! I knew it! I could jes' make it out from yo' renunciation! Sho' get hot down deahh in de summer time!
THING-FISH:
DAT no lie...people be croakin' all over de fuckin' place! I sees y'all like dat sort o' thang...jedgin' fum yo' wa'd-robe, y'all be WELL INTO death 'n pestilence 'n shit! Prob'ly got yo-seff quite some 'spensive educashnin' goin' fo ya!
EVIL PRINCE:
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Heh-heh! Saint Loomis! Damn! Some de ZOMBY-FOLK up de lab-mo-tory got kin deah!
THING-FISH:
Naw! Really? Cain't be!
EVIL PRINCE:
Oh hell yeah! De ugly dead muthafucker on de string deahh...he related to a buncha other ugly dead muthafuckers fum de East Side...'n de curly-headed sho't lil' ugly dead muthafucker wit de dead dog been fuckin' de police commissioner!
THING-FISH:
How you know so much 'bouts what gwine on down deahh, you EVIL COCKSUCKER! Y'all been stayin' quite well un-formed fum bein' in de lab-mo-tory most yo' time!
EVIL PRINCE:
Jes' might distress yo ass to loin dat on de way home fum de SAN QUENTIM 'tater mashin' 'speri- ment, me 'n de country westin muzishnins' drop by de college to receive an honorary degree!
THING-FISH:
You lyin', boy! Dey givin' degrees in 'TATER HUSBANDRY' back de ol' alma-motta!
EVIL PRINCE:
Dat ALL dey givin' any mo'! Muthafuckin' 'TATER HUSBANDRY' be de wave o' de futchum in Saint Loomis! Graduatin' class were over 700, 'n evvy one of 'em dealin' wit dem 'taters like de shrimp-murderers down at Benny-Hanny's!
THING-FISH: (looking down at OB'DEWLLA)
What? Huh? You wanna what? OB'DEWLLA, de PRINCE jes' be shootin' de home-town shit heahh! He ain't gwine give us no mo' provlem! What you mean, girl? Okay, okay! Go 'head 'n fuck de lil' CRAB-GRASS BABY wit de enormous white pompadour! Go on deah. Git down wit yo' nasty lil' ol' degenerate seff!
THING-FISH puts the CRAB-GRASS BABY on the floor and positions OB'DEWLLA over it. He places his foot on OB'DEWLLA'S back and pumps both of them up and down. As the computer- speech drones on, THING-FISH watches the spectacle, commenting...
THING-FISH: (contd.)
Twist 'n shout! Work it on out ('n in)! Hmmm! Get down! Go on! Give him a little shoe! Dat's what Denny be doin'...work on Jumbo evvy time! Go on! Get de lil' pompadour up in de air again! I like dat part! Hmmm! Jes' like de Olympics!
HARRY:
It's-it's fascinating the way things are resolving themselves around here! I-I never would have sus- pected anything like this when we came in!
RHONDA:
Where are your real clothes, HARRY? Are you going back to Long Island like that?
HARRY:
I have nothing to be ashamed of! I have a LOVELY body. Everyone will understand! I've-I've ACCOM- PLISHED something tonight! I really believe that! I've found a sort of fulfilment other men only DREAM about!
RHONDA: (naked, re-stuffing the briefcase)
You've accomplished NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! You're a MERE WORM...less than that...you're a useless ALL-AMERICAN 'MAN-WORM'! The most disgusting creature on the face of the earth. Phooey on you! Worms like you would be NOTHING without ME and MY KIND! WE are THE FUTURE, HARRY! Not you! WE don't need YOU and YOUR KIND, because OUR KIND is THE BEST KIND!
MAN-KIND is SHIT, HARRY! OUR KIND will get rid of YOUR KIND, just like wiping off this fountain pen, HARRY! Smell it quick, you submissive little cocksucker, 'cause I'm wiping it off... any minute now!
THIS IS SYMBOLISM, HARRY! Really DEEP, INTENSE, THOUGHT-PROVOKING BROADWAY SYMBOLISM! THIS ISN'T 'DREAM GIRLS', HARRY! This is the way it REALLY IS...I'm talking to you, HARRY! WE HATE YOU! WE are MODERN, HARRY! You are not 'MODERN'! Worms are not MODERN!
While YOU became LAWYERS and ACCOUNTANTS, and read PLAYBOY and bought a pipe, WE PLANNED and DREAMED and FUCKED OUR BRIEFCASES while you weren't looking! Yes, HARRY! That's right! And we've actually been able to REPRODUCE OURSELVES THAT WAY...FOR YEARS, HARRY, but YOU NEVER KNEW! Did you? You worm.
We had SPECIAL ATOMIC GLASSES made...by WOMEN OPTOMETRISTS who promised NEVER to TELL!
We learned how to hide SECRET STUFF, wrapped up in the middle of those severe terminal BUNS we wear! Little TRANSMITTERS, HARRY! Little RECEIVERS! Oh...don't pretend to be surprised, HARRY! We even had ROOM LEFT OVER in there for all of our most favorite little embroidered delicate secretly feminine child-like helpless pathetic sentimental totally useless PERSONAL 'GIRL-THINGS' that smell like the stuff they put in the toilet paper. You played GOLF! You watched FOOTBALL! You drank BEER! We EVOLVED! We only look like WANDAS and RHONDAS! We are SUPERB, HARRY! We are SUBLIME! We are perfect in EVERY WAY! And you? What are you? You are the all-American cocksucker...jizzing all over your leather cocksucker costume after beating the snot out of yourself with a rubber MAMMY!
I simply can't respect you, HARRY! You are NO GOOD. Go ahead! Smell the pen! Go on...I'm wip- ing it HARRY...there you go...
Other Frank Zappa lyrics:
Hungry Freaks, Daddy lyrics
I Ain't Got No Heart lyrics
Who Are The Brain Police? lyrics
Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder lyrics
Motherly Love lyrics
How Could I Be Such A Fool lyrics
Wowie Zowie lyrics
You Didn't Try To Call Me lyrics
Any Way The Wind Blows lyrics
I'm Not Satisfied lyrics
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here lyrics
Trouble Every Day lyrics
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet lyrics
Call Any Vegetable lyrics
Cheap Thrills lyrics
How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets) lyrics
Deseri lyrics
I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets) lyrics
Jelly Roll Gum Drop lyrics
Anything lyrics
Later That Night lyrics
You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets) lyrics
Fountain Of Love lyrics
"No No No" lyrics
Stuff Up The Cracks lyrics
Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets) lyrics
Lumpy Gravy I lyrics
Very Distraughtening lyrics
White Ugliness lyrics
Just One More Time lyrics
Drums Are Too Noisy lyrics
Kangaroos lyrics
Envelops The Bath Tub lyrics
Who Needs The Peace Corps? lyrics
Concentration Moon lyrics
Mom & Dad lyrics
Bow Tie Daddy lyrics
Absolutely Free lyrics
Flower Punk lyrics
Little House I Used To Live In lyrics
Valarie lyrics
The Voice Of Cheese lyrics
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague lyrics
Louie Louie lyrics
Our Bizarre Relationship lyrics
The Uncle Meat Variations lyrics
Electric Aunt Jemima lyrics
God Bless America lyrics
The Air lyrics
Ian Underwood Whips It Out lyrics
Mr. Green Genes lyrics
We Can Shoot You lyrics
If We'd All Been Living In California... lyrics
Cruising For Burgers lyrics
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta lyrics
Road Ladies lyrics
Twenty Small Cigars lyrics
The Nancy & Mary Music lyrics
Would You Go All The Way? lyrics
Chunga's Revenge lyrics
The Clap lyrics
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink lyrics
Didja Get Any Onya? lyrics
Directly From My Heart To You lyrics
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask lyrics
Toads Of The Short Forest lyrics
Get A Little lyrics
Weasels Ripped My Flesh lyrics
I'm So Cute lyrics
Lonesome Cowboy Nando lyrics
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance lyrics
The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath lyrics
Tryin' To Grow A Chin lyrics
Semi-Fraudulent\Direct-From-Hollywood Overture lyrics
Mystery Roach lyrics
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) lyrics
Tuna Fish Promenade lyrics
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) lyrics
The Sealed Tuna Bolero lyrics
Lonesome Cowboy Burt lyrics
Would You Like A Snack? lyrics
Redneck Eats lyrics
Centerville lyrics
She Painted Up Her Face lyrics
Janet's Big Dance Number lyrics
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats lyrics
Shove It Right In lyrics
I'm Stealing The Towels lyrics
Dental Hygeine Dilemma lyrics
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? lyrics
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy lyrics
Penis Dimension lyrics
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning lyrics
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes lyrics
Magic Fingers lyrics
Dew On The Newts We Got lyrics
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts lyrics
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth lyrics
The Girl's Dream lyrics
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce lyrics
Strictly Genteel (The Finale) lyrics
Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East ) lyrics
The Mud Shark lyrics
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? lyrics
Bwana Dik lyrics
Latex Solar Beef lyrics
Do You Like My New Car? lyrics
Happy Together lyrics
Lonesome Electric Turkey lyrics
Tears Began To Fall lyrics
Willie The Pimp lyrics
Billy The Mountain lyrics
Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.) lyrics
Eddie, Are You Kidding? lyrics
Magdalena lyrics
Dog Breath lyrics
Your Mouth lyrics
It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal lyrics
Camarillo Brillo lyrics
Dirty Love lyrics
50\50 lyrics
For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers) lyrics
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow lyrics
Nanook Rubs It lyrics
St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast lyrics
Father O'Blivion lyrics
Cosmik Debris lyrics
Excentrifugal Forz lyrics
Apostrophe(') lyrics
Uncle Remus lyrics
Stink Foot lyrics
Penguin In Bondage lyrics
Pygmy Twylyte lyrics
Village Of The Sun lyrics
Cheepnis lyrics
Son Of Orange County lyrics
More Trouble Every Day lyrics
Debra Kadabra lyrics
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy lyrics
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top lyrics
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead lyrics
200 Years Old lyrics
Cucamonga lyrics
Man With The Woman Head lyrics
Muffin Man lyrics
Inca Roads lyrics
Can't Afford No Shoes lyrics
Sofa #1 lyrics
Po-Jama People lyrics
Evelyn, A Modified Dog lyrics
San Ber'dino lyrics
Andy lyrics
Sofa #2 lyrics
Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station lyrics
Black Napkins lyrics
Ms. Pinky lyrics
Find Her Finer lyrics
Wonderful Wino lyrics
The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary lyrics
Lemme Take You To The Beach lyrics
Big Leg Emma lyrics
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? lyrics
I'm The Slime lyrics
I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth lyrics
The Black Page Drum Solo\Black Page #1 lyrics
The Illinois Enema Bandit lyrics
The Torture Never Stops lyrics
Titties & Beer lyrics
A Little Green Rosetta lyrics
A Token Of My Extreme lyrics
Catholic Girls lyrics
Crew Slut lyrics
Dong Work For Yuda lyrics
He Used To Cut The Grass lyrics
Joe's Garage lyrics
Keep It Greasy lyrics
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up lyrics
On The Bus lyrics
Packard Goose lyrics
Stick It Out lyrics
Sy Borg lyrics
The Central Scrutinizer lyrics
Watermelon In Easter Hay lyrics
Wet T-Shirt Nite lyrics
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? lyrics
Duke Of Prunes lyrics
I Have Been In You lyrics
Flakes lyrics
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes lyrics
Flambay lyrics
Spider Of Destiny lyrics
Time Is Money lyrics
Sleep Dirt lyrics
Bamboozled By Love lyrics
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion) lyrics
Dance Contest lyrics
Fine Girl lyrics
For The Young Sophisticate lyrics
I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion) lyrics
Panty Rap lyrics
Peaches III lyrics
Pick Me, I'm Clean lyrics
Tell Me You Love Me lyrics
The Blue Light lyrics
Tinseltown Rebellion lyrics
Teenage Wind lyrics
Harder Than Your Husband lyrics
Doreen lyrics
Goblin Girl lyrics
Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear" lyrics
Society Pages lyrics
I'm A Beautiful Guy lyrics
Beauty Knows No Pain lyrics
Charlie's Enormous Mouth lyrics
Any Downers? lyrics
Conehead lyrics
You Are What You Is lyrics
Mudd Club lyrics
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing lyrics
Dumb All Over lyrics
Heavenly Bank Account lyrics
Suicide Chump lyrics
Jumbo Go Away lyrics
If Only She Woulda lyrics
Drafted Again lyrics
No Not Now lyrics
Valley Girl lyrics
I Come From Nowhere lyrics
Drowning Witch lyrics
Teen-Age Prostitute lyrics
Baby Snakes lyrics
Dinah Moe Humm lyrics
Jones Crusher lyrics
Punky's Whips lyrics
Titties 'N' Beer lyrics
Cocaine Decisions lyrics
The Dangerous Kitchen lyrics
Tink Walks Amok lyrics
The Radio Is Broken lyrics
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou lyrics
Sex lyrics
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats lyrics
We Are Not Alone lyrics
Love Story lyrics
In France lyrics
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out lyrics
Marqueson's Chicken lyrics
Planet Of My Dreams lyrics
Be In My Video lyrics
Them Or Us lyrics
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips lyrics
Whippin' Post lyrics
Sharleena lyrics
The Mammy Nuns lyrics
Harry & Rhonda lyrics
Galoot Up-Date lyrics
The 'Torchum' Never Stops lyrics
That Evil Prince lyrics
You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish) lyrics
Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish) lyrics
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish) lyrics
Clowns On Velvet lyrics
Harry-As-A-Boy lyrics
He's So Gay lyrics
The Massive Improve'lence lyrics
Artificial Rhonda lyrics
The Crab-Grass Baby lyrics
The White Boy Troubles lyrics
No Not Now (in album Thing-fish) lyrics
Briefcase Boogie lyrics
Wistful With A Fist-Full lyrics
Won Ton On lyrics
Porn Wars lyrics
We're Turning Again lyrics
I Don't Even Care lyrics
Yo Cats lyrics
Cock-Suckers' Ball lyrics
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel lyrics
Tinsel-Town Rebellion lyrics
Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music) lyrics
Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music) lyrics
WPLJ lyrics
Zoot Allures lyrics
Elvis Has Just Left The Building lyrics
Planet Of The Baritone Women lyrics
Any Kind Of Pain lyrics
Dickie's Such An Asshole lyrics
When The Lie's So Big lyrics
Rhymin' Man lyrics
Promiscuous lyrics
The Untouchables lyrics
Why Don't You Like Me? lyrics
Bacon Fat lyrics
Murder By Numbers lyrics
Jezebel Boy lyrics
Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way) lyrics
Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel lyrics
What Kind Of Girl? lyrics
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk lyrics
Approximate lyrics
Are You Upset? lyrics
Brown Moses lyrics
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4) lyrics
Church Chat lyrics
Disco Boy lyrics
Florentine Pogen lyrics
Johnny Darling lyrics
Let's Move To Cleveland lyrics
Little Girl Of Mine lyrics
Little Rubber Girl lyrics
Love Of My Life lyrics
Mary Lou lyrics
Montana lyrics
No, No Cherry lyrics
Outside Now lyrics
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4) lyrics
Smell My Beard lyrics
Stevie's Spanking lyrics
Stick Together lyrics
Take Me Out To The Ball Game lyrics
Teen-Age Wind lyrics
The Black Page lyrics
The Booger Man lyrics
The Closer You Are lyrics
The Evil Prince lyrics
The Man From Utopia lyrics
The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4) lyrics
Tiny Sick Tears lyrics
Truck Driver Divorce lyrics
Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4) lyrics
You Call That Music? lyrics
Advance Romance lyrics
A Game Of Cards lyrics
A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) lyrics
Baked-Bean Boogie lyrics
Charles Ives lyrics
Chocolate Halvah lyrics
City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5) lyrics
Dancin' Fool lyrics
Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5) lyrics
Easy Meat lyrics
F.Z.\JCB Drum Duet lyrics
Geneva Farewell lyrics
German Lunch lyrics
Here Lies Love lyrics
Meow lyrics
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1 lyrics
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2 lyrics
Moggio lyrics
Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat lyrics
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama lyrics
My Head? lyrics
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve lyrics
Piano\Drum Duet lyrics
Proto-Minimalism lyrics
Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke lyrics
Right There lyrics
Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme lyrics
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously? lyrics
The Dead Girls Of London lyrics
The Downtown Talent Scout lyrics
The Little March lyrics
Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5) lyrics
Underground Freak-Out Music lyrics
What's New In Baltimore? lyrics
Where's Our Equipment? lyrics
Where Is Johnny Velvet? lyrics
Agency Man lyrics
Epilogue lyrics
Harry, You're A Beast lyrics
Help, I'm A Rock lyrics
Holding The Group Back lyrics
Holiday In Berlin lyrics
King Kong lyrics
Let's Make The Water Turn Black lyrics
Like It Or Not lyrics
Oh No lyrics
Progress? lyrics
Prologue lyrics
Sleeping In A Jar lyrics
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson lyrics
The Orange County Lumber Truck lyrics
Transylvania Boogie lyrics
The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage lyrics
Undaunted, The Band Plays On lyrics
This Ain't CNN lyrics
|
|
