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The Aquabats lyrics Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates lyrics Young Jim, as a lad He looked for adventure Calamity, danger, whatever was free So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings And he left home to find his destiny Jim just a boy, who's Head full of legends Of dungeons and dragons And pirates and stuff So that summer he snuck on a schooner To harpoon tuna And get real buff The Captain he said There's danger ahead We need some brave men To sail and then We'll find us those pirates Stop them with violence, To make the ocean safe Once again."; Ahem Now, the pirates the brave captain was looking for, were the fierce midget pirates of Willygoat. The deadliest in the seven seas, and although they were wee men, they had big swords and were known for gutting many and leaving few alive the captain knew they were headed towards the sandwich islands to pillage the giant ham farm. The captain knew what he must do, and this is his story. (chorus) Cleaning up the oceans Captain Hampton and his crew Trouble in the seven seas He'll know what to do Captain, he hates rubbish To him pirates are just soot Scallywags and scurvy dogs Are crushed under his foot. Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton Ahoy, Ahoy Pillaging the Pillagers Triumphantly he'll sail away Now, seven weeks into the trip And Jim was sick to death Of being sick Some kind of action he wanted As he searched the seas For everyday was the same old... stuff The night he felt like jumping ship But then he heard a crash Hit the starboard side of the ship And bumped him out of his bunk Onto his bottom Our heroes drew their swords As the midgets swarmed aboard The pirates surprise attack The tiny buccaneers Caught us by surprise As we tried to battle back. It was horrible, they were everywhere, and unlike normal midgets who are usually bright and clever and fun to be around, these midget pirates with their beady little eyes, and sharp teeth bore down on us like fierce sharks, in a feeding frenzy of blood, slashing at us with their swords gutting our bellies, poking our bums clipping our nails. We knew not what to do, for the captain was nowhere to be found. WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN. WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN. WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN. (chorus) La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton Ahoy Ahoy Pillaging the Pillagers Triumphantly he ran away! Other The Aquabats lyrics: Playdough lyrics Ska Robot Army lyrics Pinch And Roll lyrics Tarantula lyrics Marshmellow Man lyrics Aquabat March lyrics Cd Repo Man lyrics It's Crazy Man! lyrics The Cat With Two Heads lyrics The Story Of Nothing lyrics Martian Girl lyrics Attacked By Snakes lyrics Idiot Box lyrics My Skateboard lyrics Lobster Bucket lyrics Theme Song lyrics Sequence Erase lyrics Giant Robot Bird Head lyrics Anti-Matter lyrics Lotto Fever lyrics Lovers Of Loving Love lyrics Chemical Bomb lyrics The Man With The Glooey Hands lyrics Monsters Wedding lyrics The Ballad Of Mr Bonkers lyrics Canis Lupis lyrics Tiny Pants lyrics The Thing In The Bass Amp lyrics Amino Man lyrics Hello, Goodnight! lyrics Hey Luno! lyrics Pool Party lyrics |