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South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack lyrics
Cowboy Timmy---Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo lyrics
We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
[POP!]
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
Howdy Ho!
Other South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack lyrics:
Mr. Hankey, With Stan, Kyle, Kenny, And Cartman---Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas lyrics
Mr. Ose---We Three Kings lyrics
Kenny McCormick Mr. Hankey---The Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics
The Broflofskis, With Eric Cartman And Stan Marsh---Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel lyrics
South Park Children's Choir---Hark! The Herald Angels Sing lyrics
Eric Cartman---Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics
Mr. Hankey With Kyle---Santa Claus Is On His Way lyrics
Chef---What The Hell Child Is This lyrics
Satan (Not The Hockey Player, The Dark Prince Of Evil) In Hell lyrics
Adolf Hitler---O Tannenbaum lyrics
Stan Marsh And Wendy Testaburger---It Happened In Sun Valley lyrics
Shelly Marsh---I Saw Three Ships lyrics
Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity Guest---The Lonely Jew On Christmas lyrics
Mr. Mackey---Carol Of The Bells lyrics
Juan Schwartz And The South Park Children's Choir---Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be) lyrics
Eric Cartman---O Holy Night lyrics
Mr. Garrison---Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics
Vitro---Mentally Dull Tank Remix lyrics
Joe Strummer---It's A Rockin' World lyrics
Meat Loaf Chef---Tonight Is Right For Love lyrics
Ween---The Rainbow lyrics
Ned Geblansky---Feel Like Makin' Love lyrics
Rick James---Love Gravy lyrics
Devo---Huboon Stomp lyrics
Mousse T. Vs. Hot---Horny lyrics
Elton John---Wake Up Wendy lyrics
Chef---Simultaneous lyrics
Chef---No Substitute lyrics
Perry Farrell---Hot Lava lyrics
Mase Feat Puff Daddy And Lil' Kim---Will They Die 4 You lyrics
Master P---Kenny's Dead lyrics
Eric Cartman---Come Sail Away lyrics
Rancid---Brad Logan lyrics
Chef---Salty Choclate Balls (P.S. I Love You) lyrics
Crystal Method---Nowhere To Run (Vapor Trail) lyrics
Primus---South Park Theme lyrics
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