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South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack lyrics
Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity Guest---The Lonely Jew On Christmas lyrics
Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends wont let me join in any games.
And I cant sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
`Cause there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.
I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing
Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these
Fucking candles please?
I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
I can't be merry
`Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas.
Celebrity Guest: Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear
Your feeling left out of Christmas cheer
And I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month you should be glad
`Cause its nice to be a Jew on Christmas.
You don't have to deal with the season at all.
You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity.
You don't have to have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family.
Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breath is stinky breath on me.
Celebrity Guest: That's right, your a Jew!
Kyle: A styling Jew!
Together: Its a good time to be Hebrew,
On Christmas...
Celebrity Guest: On Christmas
Other South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut (other tracks) soundtrack lyrics:
Mr. Hankey, With Stan, Kyle, Kenny, And Cartman---Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas lyrics
Mr. Ose---We Three Kings lyrics
Kenny McCormick Mr. Hankey---The Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics
The Broflofskis, With Eric Cartman And Stan Marsh---Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel lyrics
South Park Children's Choir---Hark! The Herald Angels Sing lyrics
Eric Cartman---Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics
Mr. Hankey With Kyle---Santa Claus Is On His Way lyrics
Chef---What The Hell Child Is This lyrics
Satan (Not The Hockey Player, The Dark Prince Of Evil) In Hell lyrics
Adolf Hitler---O Tannenbaum lyrics
Stan Marsh And Wendy Testaburger---It Happened In Sun Valley lyrics
Shelly Marsh---I Saw Three Ships lyrics
Mr. Mackey---Carol Of The Bells lyrics
Juan Schwartz And The South Park Children's Choir---Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be) lyrics
Eric Cartman---O Holy Night lyrics
Mr. Garrison---Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics
Cowboy Timmy---Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo lyrics
Vitro---Mentally Dull Tank Remix lyrics
Joe Strummer---It's A Rockin' World lyrics
Meat Loaf Chef---Tonight Is Right For Love lyrics
Ween---The Rainbow lyrics
Ned Geblansky---Feel Like Makin' Love lyrics
Rick James---Love Gravy lyrics
Devo---Huboon Stomp lyrics
Mousse T. Vs. Hot---Horny lyrics
Elton John---Wake Up Wendy lyrics
Chef---Simultaneous lyrics
Chef---No Substitute lyrics
Perry Farrell---Hot Lava lyrics
Mase Feat Puff Daddy And Lil' Kim---Will They Die 4 You lyrics
Master P---Kenny's Dead lyrics
Eric Cartman---Come Sail Away lyrics
Rancid---Brad Logan lyrics
Chef---Salty Choclate Balls (P.S. I Love You) lyrics
Crystal Method---Nowhere To Run (Vapor Trail) lyrics
Primus---South Park Theme lyrics
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