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South Park: Chef Aid, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Soundtrack lyrics The Lonely Jew on Christmas lyrics Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas. My friends wont let me join in any games. And I cant sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph `Cause there's something wrong with me. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity. I'm a Jew, A lonely Jew On Christmas. Hanukkah is nice but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh And what the fuck is up with lighting all these Fucking candles please? I'm a Jew, A lonely Jew I can't be merry `Cause I'm Hebrew On Christmas. Celebrity Guest: Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear Your feeling left out of Christmas cheer And I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad This is the one month you should be glad `Cause its nice to be a Jew on Christmas. You don't have to deal with the season at all. You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity. You don't have to have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family. Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap And have him breath is stinky breath on me. Celebrity Guest: That's right, your a Jew! Kyle: A styling Jew! Together: Its a good time to be Hebrew, On Christmas... Celebrity Guest: On Christmas Other South Park: Chef Aid, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Soundtrack lyrics: Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo lyrics Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics O Holy Night lyrics Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be) lyrics Carol Of The Bells lyrics I Saw Three Ships lyrics It Happened in Sun Valley lyrics O Tannenbaum lyrics Christmastime in Hell lyrics What the Hell Child is This? lyrics Santa Claus is on His Way lyrics Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics Hark! The Herald Angels Sing lyrics Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel lyrics The Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics We Three Kings lyrics Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas lyrics |