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South Park: Chef Aid, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Soundtrack lyrics The Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared, He said, "You are to be the virgin mother" And Mary thought that was weird. Kenny: So he sat (Mmmmmppppppppph) (Mmmmmppppppppph) Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear." Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want... Together: And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed. Kenny: I know you'd like to play, And suck right through the night, Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive They were so very tired you see Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph) Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money Kenny: And she needed a place to sleep Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want... And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ. Together: If there's no room at the inn Its not considered a sin Kenny: So suck my dick and get away from me. [Laughs] Mr. Hankey: That's right! And three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph) Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Together: And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation. Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin So have a dildo three miles in Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin Kenny: To everyone gone down on Christmas. Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Together: And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb... Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy. Folks will remember your name quick. Kenny: For sucking the biggest dick. Together: Because sucking dick bring peace on Earth and joy! Kenny: Because sucking dick... Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy! Kenny: You can suck my dick! [Laughter] Other South Park: Chef Aid, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Soundtrack lyrics: Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo lyrics Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics O Holy Night lyrics Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be) lyrics Carol Of The Bells lyrics The Lonely Jew on Christmas lyrics I Saw Three Ships lyrics It Happened in Sun Valley lyrics O Tannenbaum lyrics Christmastime in Hell lyrics What the Hell Child is This? lyrics Santa Claus is on His Way lyrics Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics Hark! The Herald Angels Sing lyrics Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel lyrics We Three Kings lyrics Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas lyrics |