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Bloodhound Gang lyrics Hell Yeah lyrics Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now! We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V. Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2" If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose" If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged Yeah that's what I would do if I were God So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven" With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick You just can't teach an old God new tricks But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade Yeah that's what I would do if I were God Other Bloodhound Gang lyrics: I Hope You Die lyrics The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope lyrics Mama's Boy lyrics Three Point One Four lyrics Mope lyrics Yummy Down On This lyrics The Ballad Of Chasey Lain lyrics RSVP lyrics Magna Cum Nada lyrics The Bad Touch lyrics That Cough Came With A Prize lyrics Take The Long Way Home lyrics Turn Clyde lyrics This Is Stupid lyrics A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying lyrics Along Comes Mary lyrics Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny lyrics Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) lyrics Fire Water Burn lyrics I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks lyrics Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me lyrics It's Tricky lyrics Asleep At The Wheel lyrics Shut Up lyrics Your Only Friends Are Make Believe lyrics Boom lyrics Going Nowhere Slow lyrics Rip Taylor is God lyrics We Are the Knuckleheads lyrics Legend In My Spare Time lyrics Mama Say lyrics Kids In America lyrics You're pretty when I'm drunk lyrics The Evils Of Placenta Hustling lyrics One Way lyrics Go Down lyrics Earlameyer The Butt Pirate lyrics No Rest For The Wicked lyrics She Ain't Got No Legs lyrics We Like Meat lyrics Coo Coo Ca Choo lyrics Rang Dang lyrics Nightmare At The Apollo lyrics |