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Bloodhound Gang lyrics Three Point One Four lyrics My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be, Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me, Lefty Yeah but that was alright, She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright, My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony, I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company, Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky, So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys, Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word, So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd, I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color, And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother, But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy, And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee, You know what I really want in a girl Me, I need to find a new vagina, Any kind of new vagina, It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina, Calvin Klein Kind of North Carolina, Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt, It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up, I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters, Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture, No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese, Preferably for me fat-free American singles only, I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner, Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner, Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat, If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap, Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough, No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up, Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane Garafolo, She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know, Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee, You know what I really want in a girl Me, I need to find a new vagina, Any kind of new vagina, It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina, Kevin Klein Kind of South Carolina, Vagina vagina vagina vagina, Vagina vagina vagina vagina. Other Bloodhound Gang lyrics: I Hope You Die lyrics The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope lyrics Mama's Boy lyrics Mope lyrics Yummy Down On This lyrics The Ballad Of Chasey Lain lyrics RSVP lyrics Magna Cum Nada lyrics The Bad Touch lyrics That Cough Came With A Prize lyrics Take The Long Way Home lyrics Hell Yeah lyrics Turn Clyde lyrics This Is Stupid lyrics A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying lyrics Along Comes Mary lyrics Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny lyrics Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) lyrics Fire Water Burn lyrics I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks lyrics Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me lyrics It's Tricky lyrics Asleep At The Wheel lyrics Shut Up lyrics Your Only Friends Are Make Believe lyrics Boom lyrics Going Nowhere Slow lyrics Rip Taylor is God lyrics We Are the Knuckleheads lyrics Legend In My Spare Time lyrics Mama Say lyrics Kids In America lyrics You're pretty when I'm drunk lyrics The Evils Of Placenta Hustling lyrics One Way lyrics Go Down lyrics Earlameyer The Butt Pirate lyrics No Rest For The Wicked lyrics She Ain't Got No Legs lyrics We Like Meat lyrics Coo Coo Ca Choo lyrics Rang Dang lyrics Nightmare At The Apollo lyrics |