| ALL Soundtracks | Browse by soundtrack: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 0-9 |
| Browse by artist: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 0-9 |
|
|
Adam Sandler lyrics Cordurory Blues lyrics When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained to weight That pissed off all my Momma's friends And made my big-boned sister irate But now I'm a man And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt 'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone I'm to embarrased to remove my shirt What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all them cookies I been munching lately My feets are becoming difficult to see I believe it was my Daddy Who led me to this eating disease By calling me "The Little Candy Ass" When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese Or maybe it was my Momma Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet Would I get to see Momma's good moods They said eat this, they said eat that To stay skinny there was no chance And now when I walk I hear corduroy Even though I ain't wearing pants What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay You fat fuck, You fat fuck Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay You fat fuck, You fat fuck Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all that ice cream I been eating lately My chins alone weight 203 The diet starts tomorrow! I have a grapefruit for breakfast For lunch a bown of white rice Dinnertime it's a saltless potato I ain't allowed no spice If this diet's gonna work Tonight I can't eat no more "Just go to sleep," I say to myself As I close the bedroom door Two in the morning, I wake up to piss My belly's hungry and achin' Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet Bring on the chips flavored with bacon What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately Other Adam Sandler lyrics: Assistant Principal's Big Day lyrics At A Medium Pace lyrics Bad Boyfriend lyrics Buddy lyrics Crazy Love lyrics Dancin' And Pantsin' lyrics Dip Doodle lyrics Do It For Your Mama lyrics Fatty McGee lyrics Food Innuendo Guy lyrics Four Years Old lyrics Girl lyrics Grow Old With You lyrics I'm So Wasted lyrics Joining The Cult lyrics Listenin' To The Radio lyrics Lunchlady Land lyrics Medium Pace lyrics Memory Lane lyrics Mother's Day Song lyrics Moyda lyrics Mr. Bake-O lyrics Mr. Spindel's Phone Call lyrics My Little Chicken lyrics Ode To My Car lyrics Oh Mom... lyrics Pickin' Daisies lyrics Red Hooded Sweatshirt lyrics Right Field lyrics Santa Song lyrics Somebody Kill Me lyrics Steve Polychronopolous lyrics Sweat Beatrice lyrics Teenage Love On The Phone lyrics The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver lyrics The Beating Of A High School Janitor lyrics The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher lyrics The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher lyrics The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics The Chanuka Song lyrics The Chanukah Song (II) lyrics The Cheerleader lyrics The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal lyrics The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics The Goat Song lyrics The Hypnotist lyrics The Lonesome Kicker lyrics The Longest Pee lyrics The Respect Chant lyrics The Thanksgiving Song lyrics Toll Booth Willie lyrics Voodoo lyrics What The Hell Happened To Me? lyrics |