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Adam Sandler lyrics Sweat Beatrice lyrics Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from the days of yore Hanging out at Studio 54 Break dancing on the slick brick disco floor With Lionel Richie Who, by the way, was a Commodore One time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle tooth boar Who couldn't breat right since the Vietnam War Then she played Chinese Checkers with Skeletor And went camping with Eva Gabor She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she's coming home I got a picture of her down by the seashore Wearing a bikini made of purple velour Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour With the smile of Guy LeFleur She got the ups and downs like an elevator But deep inside she's a marshmellow smore Can bake a cake as big as Jupitor Either or, Neithor nor She'll share it with your Labrador She can run faster than a blazing meteor Loves Winnie the Pooh and his friend Eeyore Can make a pipe out of an apple core That's a trick she learned from Roberto Parrish Down in Ecuador You know why She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she's coming home Well, for sure she opened the door Whipped out a 3-ft fishing lure Sexually, that made me insecure Like the time I was a roadie On Elton John's tour She said, "Let's go catch some Piscatore!" I said, "Beatrice, you don't eat fish no more." She said, "By God, you're right!" So we took ourselves a snore And when we woke up 10 hours later We made Love Du Jour She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she came home She likes to clean out the attic every now and then She's gonna knit me a brand new golfing bag We gonna watch ourselves a John Wayne movie Then we gonna free all the doggies at the kennel She gonna try on my third grade mittens She'll keep 'em on even though they're way too small Well, she ain't never gonna hurt me She ain't never gonna let me down She ain't never gonna tell nobody I'm afraid of birds and spiders Well, Bea-bea-bea-beatrice Bea-bea-bea-beatrice Bea-bea-bea-beatrice Bea-bea-bea-beatrice Bea-bea-bea-beatrice Bea-bea-bea-beatrice And she loves Pat Summerall Other Adam Sandler lyrics: Assistant Principal's Big Day lyrics At A Medium Pace lyrics Bad Boyfriend lyrics Buddy lyrics Cordurory Blues lyrics Crazy Love lyrics Dancin' And Pantsin' lyrics Dip Doodle lyrics Do It For Your Mama lyrics Fatty McGee lyrics Food Innuendo Guy lyrics Four Years Old lyrics Girl lyrics Grow Old With You lyrics I'm So Wasted lyrics Joining The Cult lyrics Listenin' To The Radio lyrics Lunchlady Land lyrics Medium Pace lyrics Memory Lane lyrics Mother's Day Song lyrics Moyda lyrics Mr. Bake-O lyrics Mr. Spindel's Phone Call lyrics My Little Chicken lyrics Ode To My Car lyrics Oh Mom... lyrics Pickin' Daisies lyrics Red Hooded Sweatshirt lyrics Right Field lyrics Santa Song lyrics Somebody Kill Me lyrics Steve Polychronopolous lyrics Teenage Love On The Phone lyrics The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver lyrics The Beating Of A High School Janitor lyrics The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher lyrics The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher lyrics The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics The Chanuka Song lyrics The Chanukah Song (II) lyrics The Cheerleader lyrics The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal lyrics The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics The Goat Song lyrics The Hypnotist lyrics The Lonesome Kicker lyrics The Longest Pee lyrics The Respect Chant lyrics The Thanksgiving Song lyrics Toll Booth Willie lyrics Voodoo lyrics What The Hell Happened To Me? lyrics |