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Adam Sandler lyrics
The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal lyrics
[Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
diner.
[Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today
[Excited Southerner:] Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh,
the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I
saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees
with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...I'm watching my
weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead
of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...I wanted to mix the ketchup with the
may-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate
plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate
special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-
[Waiter:] I'll come back when you're ready.
[Excited Southerner:] Hoooo...
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Buddy lyrics
Cordurory Blues lyrics
Crazy Love lyrics
Dancin' And Pantsin' lyrics
Dip Doodle lyrics
Do It For Your Mama lyrics
Fatty McGee lyrics
Food Innuendo Guy lyrics
Four Years Old lyrics
Girl lyrics
Grow Old With You lyrics
I'm So Wasted lyrics
Joining The Cult lyrics
Listenin' To The Radio lyrics
Lunchlady Land lyrics
Medium Pace lyrics
Memory Lane lyrics
Mother's Day Song lyrics
Moyda lyrics
Mr. Bake-O lyrics
Mr. Spindel's Phone Call lyrics
My Little Chicken lyrics
Ode To My Car lyrics
Oh Mom... lyrics
Pickin' Daisies lyrics
Red Hooded Sweatshirt lyrics
Right Field lyrics
Santa Song lyrics
Somebody Kill Me lyrics
Steve Polychronopolous lyrics
Sweat Beatrice lyrics
Teenage Love On The Phone lyrics
The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics
The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver lyrics
The Beating Of A High School Janitor lyrics
The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher lyrics
The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher lyrics
The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics
The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics
The Chanuka Song lyrics
The Chanukah Song (II) lyrics
The Cheerleader lyrics
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics
The Goat Song lyrics
The Hypnotist lyrics
The Lonesome Kicker lyrics
The Longest Pee lyrics
The Respect Chant lyrics
The Thanksgiving Song lyrics
Toll Booth Willie lyrics
Voodoo lyrics
What The Hell Happened To Me? lyrics
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