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Kinky Friedman lyrics
Homo Erectus lyrics
(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)
I left Barber College
Searchin¡¯ for knowledge,
Went to the university.
I must confess, Sir
This lady professor
She turned me on to anthropology.
Now I¡¯m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Dear Doctor Howard
Come down from your tower
And join me for lunch at the ¡°Y¡±.
Although you¡¯re thirty
I still think you¡¯re pretty
Let¡¯s give it that good ole college try.
¡®Cause I¡¯m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
OK!
Hey Jomo Kenyatta
No, no, you¡¯re not a
Australopithecine boogieman.
It¡¯s took us a jillion
But we¡¯re all still here, been
Boogeyin¡¯ since boogeyin¡¯ began.
And I¡¯m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know I¡¯m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know that I¡¯m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
I¡¯m but a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Watch out for Homo Erectus ...
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