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Kinky Friedman lyrics The Ballad of Charles Whitman lyrics (Kinky Friedman) He was sitting up there for more than an hour, Way up there on the Texas Tower Shooting from the twenty-seventh floor. Yahoo! He didn¡¯t choke or slash or slit them, Not our Charles Joseph Whitman, He won¡¯t be an architect no more. Got up that morning calm and cool, He picked up his guns and walked to school. All the while he smiled so sweetly And it blew their minds completely, They¡¯d never seen an Eagle Scout so cruel. Now won¡¯t you think for the shame and degradation For the school¡¯s administration He put on such a bold and brassy show. The chance looked right, it¡¯s adolescent And of course it¡¯s most unpleasant But I got to admit it was a lovely way to go. There was a rumor about a tumor Nestled at the base of his brain. He was sitting up there with his .36 Magnum Laughing wildly as he bagged ¡¯em. Who are we to say the boy¡¯s insane ? Now Charlie was awful disappointed Else he thought he was anointed To do a deed so lowdown and so mean. The students looked up from their classes Had to stop and rub their glasses, Who¡¯d believe he¡¯d once been a Marine. Now Charlie made the honor roll with ease, Most all of his grades was A¡¯s and B¡¯s. A real rip snorting trigger squeezer Charlie proved a big crowd pleaser Though he had been known to make a couple C¡¯s. Some were dying, some were weeping, Some were studying, some were sleeping, Some were shouting ¡°Texas # 1!¡± Some were running, some were falling, Some were screaming, some were balling, Some thought the revolution had begun. The doctors tore his poor brain down, But not a snitch of illness could be found. Most folks couldn¡¯t figure just-a why he did it And them that could would not admit it, There¡¯s still a lot of Eagle Scouts around. There was a rumor about a tumor Nestled at the base of his brain. He was sitting up there with his .36 Magnum Laughing wildly as he bagged ¡¯em. Who are we to say the boy¡¯s in Who are we to say the boy¡¯s in Who are we to say the boy¡¯s insane ? Other Kinky Friedman lyrics: Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed lyrics Top Ten Commandments lyrics Popeye The Sailor Man lyrics Before All Hell Breaks Loose lyrics When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window) lyrics Autograph lyrics Twinkle lyrics Ahab The Arab lyrics Dear Abbie lyrics Kinky lyrics Lady Yesterday lyrics Catfish lyrics Bananas And Cream lyrics Marilyn And Joe lyrics The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park lyrics Skatin' On Thin Ice lyrics The Gospel Accordin' To John lyrics Hello, Good Mornin¡¯ lyrics Keep On The Sunnyside lyrics Asshole from El Paso lyrics Flyin' Down the Freeway lyrics High on Jesus lyrics Highway Caf¨¦ lyrics Homo Erectus lyrics Men's Room, L.A. lyrics Nashville Casualty And Life lyrics Ol' Ben Lucas lyrics Schwinn Twenty-four lyrics Silver Eagle Express lyrics Sold American lyrics The Tramp On The Street lyrics Waitret, Please, Waitret lyrics We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You lyrics Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose) lyrics Wild Man From Borneo lyrics Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh lyrics Carrying The Torch lyrics Cherokee Shuffle (Instrumental) lyrics Father Let Thy Blessings lyrics Hobo's Lullaby lyrics Lover Please lyrics Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas lyrics Miss Nickelodeon lyrics Old Shep lyrics People Who Read People Magazine lyrics Pretty Boy Floyd lyrics Ramblin' Boy lyrics Rapid City, South Dakota lyrics Ride 'em Jewboy lyrics Rock And Roll Across The USA lyrics Shield Of Abraham lyrics Somethin' s Wrong With The Beaver lyrics Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver lyrics The Ballad Of Ira Hayes lyrics The Boogie Man lyrics They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore lyrics Wabash Cannonball lyrics Wheels lyrics Good-Hearted Woman lyrics London Homesick Blues lyrics Twirl lyrics Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms lyrics Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother lyrics Okie From Muskogee lyrics Jambalaya (On The Bayou) lyrics Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ? lyrics Orange Blossom Special lyrics Western Union Wire lyrics |