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Kinky Friedman lyrics
Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother lyrics (Ray Wylie Hubbard)
He was born in Oklahoma
His wife¡¯s name is Betty Jo Thelma Liz.
He¡¯s not responsible for what he¡¯s doing;
His mother made him what he is.
And it¡¯s up against the wall redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well.
He¡¯s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
Just kicking all them hippies¡¯ asses raising hell.
Well, you know, he sure likes to drink that Lone Star beer
And he chases it down with that Wild Turkey bourbon liquor.
He got a ¡®57 GMC pick ¡®em up truck with a gun rack
And a ¡°I¡¯d Rather Be A Roper Than A Doper¡± bumper sticker.
And it¡¯s up against the wall redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well.
He¡¯s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
Just kicking all them hippies¡¯ asses raising hell.
M is for the mud flaps you gave me for my pick-up truck
O is for the oil I put in my pick-up truck, drain it out, and put grease on my hair,
T is for Tolly Parton,
H is for Haggard
E is for El Paso and
R is for REDNECK!
And it¡¯s up against the wall redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well.
He¡¯s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
Kicking all them hippies¡¯ asses raising hell.
And it¡¯s up against the wall redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well.
And he¡¯s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
Just kicking all them hippies¡¯ asses raising hell.
Where, Kinky ?
Where ? Right here in the Lone Star Caf¨¦ in New York City!
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