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Kinky Friedman lyrics We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You lyrics (Kinky Friedman, Rick Goldberg, J. Maizel) While traveling through the Lone Star State I lost my lunch before I ate, It happened in a pull-ahead caf¨¦. Yahoo! I felt my bones begin to crunch I saw my name on the businessman¡¯s lunch And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say: ¡°Hey buddy, are you blind, Say, partner, can¡¯t you read the sign ?¡± We reserve the right to refuse service to you, Take your business back to Walgreen¡¯s, Have you tried your local zoo ? You smell just like a communist, You come on through just like a Jew, We reserve the right to refuse service to you. Well, I walked on in to my House of God Congregation on the nod, Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing. Hear, O Israel, yes indeed, My book was backwards, couldn¡¯t read, But I got a good rise when I heard that Rabbi sing, ¡°Boruch atoh Adonoi, What the hell are you doing back there, boy ?¡± We reserve the right to refuse services to you, Your friends are all on welfare ¡ª You call yourself a Jew ? You need your ticket and your tie To zip your prayers on through, We reserve the right to refuse services unto you. Life from Laos and Cambodia No more tears tonight they showed ya The latest old war movies on TV. You know it¡¯s bound to escalate So go and turn on channel eight, Watch channel seven border channel three. Well, I won¡¯t mind your tanks and jets and jeeps And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps: We reserve the right to refuse service to you, Right, face, forward, move And get the children, too. Let Saigons be bygones, Don¡¯t you blow this world in two. We reserve the right to refuse service to you. Well, it¡¯s just my luck that God¡¯s a Texan One big sonbitchin¡¯ Anglo-Saxon, Some crazy tall Norwegian bore Just to help my body shipped air-freight From Texas to the Pearly Gate Just ring the bell and leave me at the door. I¡¯ll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low, I¡¯ll hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereo Singing, ¡°We reserve the right to refuse service to you, Take your business back to Walgreen¡¯s, Have you tried your local zoo ? Our quota¡¯s filled for this year On singing Texas Jews, We reserve the right to refuse service to you.¡± Other Kinky Friedman lyrics: Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed lyrics Top Ten Commandments lyrics Popeye The Sailor Man lyrics Before All Hell Breaks Loose lyrics When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window) lyrics Autograph lyrics Twinkle lyrics Ahab The Arab lyrics Dear Abbie lyrics Kinky lyrics Lady Yesterday lyrics Catfish lyrics Bananas And Cream lyrics Marilyn And Joe lyrics The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park lyrics Skatin' On Thin Ice lyrics The Gospel Accordin' To John lyrics Hello, Good Mornin¡¯ lyrics Keep On The Sunnyside lyrics Asshole from El Paso lyrics Flyin' Down the Freeway lyrics High on Jesus lyrics Highway Caf¨¦ lyrics Homo Erectus lyrics Men's Room, L.A. lyrics Nashville Casualty And Life lyrics Ol' Ben Lucas lyrics Schwinn Twenty-four lyrics Silver Eagle Express lyrics Sold American lyrics The Ballad of Charles Whitman lyrics The Tramp On The Street lyrics Waitret, Please, Waitret lyrics Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose) lyrics Wild Man From Borneo lyrics Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh lyrics Carrying The Torch lyrics Cherokee Shuffle (Instrumental) lyrics Father Let Thy Blessings lyrics Hobo's Lullaby lyrics Lover Please lyrics Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas lyrics Miss Nickelodeon lyrics Old Shep lyrics People Who Read People Magazine lyrics Pretty Boy Floyd lyrics Ramblin' Boy lyrics Rapid City, South Dakota lyrics Ride 'em Jewboy lyrics Rock And Roll Across The USA lyrics Shield Of Abraham lyrics Somethin' s Wrong With The Beaver lyrics Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver lyrics The Ballad Of Ira Hayes lyrics The Boogie Man lyrics They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore lyrics Wabash Cannonball lyrics Wheels lyrics Good-Hearted Woman lyrics London Homesick Blues lyrics Twirl lyrics Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms lyrics Cotton-Eyed Joe lyrics Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother lyrics Okie From Muskogee lyrics Jambalaya (On The Bayou) lyrics Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ? lyrics Orange Blossom Special lyrics Western Union Wire lyrics |