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Sudden Death lyrics A Christmas Tail lyrics My generation has been labeled with a big ol' X Along with it came a stigma of a big ol' hex That we're all into all kinds of self mutilation Body piercing, tattoos, and scarification But I like to find better things to do Although I do pop the occasional pimple or two I never really cared for that other stuff 'Cause for me my emotional scars were enough I decided long ago that I wouldn't treat My body like a walking wall of graphite So imaging my surprise when I awoke to find A tattoo of a heart right on my behind It was the day after Christmas and all through the house Everything was a mess, I even found a dead mouse The stockings were ripped off the women on the floor Who were passed out drunk from the party the night before The house was a wreck, I had seen enough It'll take me all of next year to clean up I'd been planning this party the whole month of December It looked like fun, I wish I could remember God, what a pain in my ass, I hate cleaning Something on the back of my sofa is steaming I don't wanna know what they did to my cat And speaking of a pain in my ass, what's that Ow, what the Hell, where did this come from It's a feeling like somebody shot me in the bum I got so drunk I can't remember a thing I don't know what this is, but man does it sting Into the bathroom I rushed like a flash Tore open my pants and examined my ass And on my left butt cheek, about an inch wide Was a little red heart with a name inside V.. vi.. Vicky? Vvv...vihh.. Vixen? Who the Hell is Vixen? I don't remember anybody named.. Wait a minute, it's starting to come back I remember a fat guy in red and black He showed up to the party 'bout a quarter past twelve With a whole enterage of reindeer and elves Lookin' like he had broken some strange sex laws My party was crashed by Santa Claus That's the only small detail I recall Besides that I don't remember nothin' at all I know Vixen is part of his reindeer crew But now I wanna know what'd the two of us do Just what went on, how far did it go On second thought, I think I'd rather not know Something tells me that I should avoid it 'Cause I don't wanna hear that I might have enjoyed it I cleaned up the house, tried to clear my head I took a shower and cleaned all the fur off my bed I got rid of anything that could possibly remind me I just wanna put this whole thing behind me I will always regret that happened that night That little tattoo has ruined my life The sight of a heart still gives me a chill And I don't wanna mention my psychiatrist bill I sort of understand but I'm kinda sore That my friends don't wanna come around no more My girlfriend left me and I had to move And I eventually got the damn thing removed Someone suggested that I change my religion I thought about it, and came to a decision I because I Druid because I thought it'd be nice And now I practice free sex and human sacrifice I'm haunted by the incident night and day And now Christmas is only a few weeks away But this year I'm ready, I'm not gonna run 'Cause I went out and bought me a big shot gun I'm-a wait up all night in my living room And if Vixen comes in then she's gonna go boom I'm gonna spike the milk till it's 190 proof I'll start a fire in the fireplace, put land mines on the roof I'm not gonna repeat what happened last year I ain't goin' nowhere near another tiny reindeer She better understand what I'm talkin' about 'Cause that's one piece of tail I can do without Other Sudden Death lyrics: (toe) Jam lyrics 10th Anniversary Song lyrics Abby Normal lyrics Alien Probes lyrics Big 'n Round Girl lyrics Blow Up The Bathroom lyrics Bowel Movement lyrics Brain Dead lyrics Bran lyrics Couch Potato lyrics Dead Rappers lyrics Dead Rubber Chickens lyrics Death Flower lyrics Dice Dice Baby lyrics Do You Piss In The Shower? lyrics Dump lyrics Everybody Dies lyrics Fat Chicks In Spandex lyrics Flatulent Baby lyrics Flourishing Cactus lyrics Frat Boys lyrics Godzilla lyrics Hair Club lyrics Halitosis lyrics Hangnail lyrics Hip Hop Gangsta lyrics I Wanna Beat You Up lyrics I'm Bored lyrics I'm Not A Man lyrics Infection lyrics Inflatable Love lyrics Internet Love Connection lyrics It Sucks To Be You lyrics Kicked In The Balls lyrics My Doctor's A Quack lyrics Necrophilia lyrics New Jersey Lifestyle lyrics Ozzman lyrics Pair O' Dice Lost lyrics Pick It lyrics Pms lyrics Pop Goes The Pimple lyrics Praying To The Porcelain God lyrics Rhyme Master lyrics Roadkill Lover lyrics Sleep Around lyrics Slow Painful Death lyrics Smoker lyrics South Park Junkie lyrics Star Trek Life lyrics State Of The Art lyrics Superfriends lyrics That's How I Like It lyrics The Adventures Of Mr. Long lyrics The Mouth lyrics The Psychic Enemies Network lyrics Things That Make You Go... lyrics Thump Music lyrics Wedgies lyrics |