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Sudden Death lyrics Couch Potato lyrics There ain't nothin' to do in my home town So I grab my remote and I plant myself down Suckin' down cheese balls by the pound Gonna watch TV till my brain melts down I got no wife and I got no life But I got my remote so I'm set for the night Never shower so I smell like rotten eggs Cobwebs growin' out the side of my legs 'Cause I haven't gotten up in sixteen years Missin' a show is one of my worst fears My father wants to know what kind of drugs I'm on I don't get up to eat or even go to the john Even if I wanted to I doubt I could Because my legs feel like they're made of petrified wood Here in the same place in the same slouch My butt is fused to the cushion of the couch Dropped out of school in the second grade Got a ten foot screen, got a glass of lemonade Got a jar next to me for when I have to pee This is the way life was meant to be There ain't nothin' to do in my home town So I grab my remote and I plant myself down Suckin' down cheese balls by the pound Gonna watch TV till my brain melts down Rats and roaches run around the room I forgot what it's like to be in any other room I stare at the tube and I never make a sound 'Cause the TV set never lets me down Talk shows, talk shows, all day long With stuff like this, how can I go wrong? Like cross dressin' Nazis who live on Gummy bears And Elvis impersonators singing in their underwear Games, game shows all day and night I live for shows like The Price Is Right I'm still waitin' to see Bob Barker cringe When a fat woman pulls the big wheel off the hinge Wait, what's happening, this has to be a joke Oh, God, no, please, my remote is broke These are brand new batteries I can't believe they blew Now what the hell am I supposed to do? There ain't nothin' to do in my home town So I grab my rerote* and I plant myself down Suckin' down cheese balls by the pound Gonna watch TV till my brain melts down [*rerote, n. (re-ROTE): 1.how a person says "remote" after years of sitting in front of a television due to the brain damage caused by doing so.] Other Sudden Death lyrics: (toe) Jam lyrics 10th Anniversary Song lyrics A Christmas Tail lyrics Abby Normal lyrics Alien Probes lyrics Big 'n Round Girl lyrics Blow Up The Bathroom lyrics Bowel Movement lyrics Brain Dead lyrics Bran lyrics Dead Rappers lyrics Dead Rubber Chickens lyrics Death Flower lyrics Dice Dice Baby lyrics Do You Piss In The Shower? lyrics Dump lyrics Everybody Dies lyrics Fat Chicks In Spandex lyrics Flatulent Baby lyrics Flourishing Cactus lyrics Frat Boys lyrics Godzilla lyrics Hair Club lyrics Halitosis lyrics Hangnail lyrics Hip Hop Gangsta lyrics I Wanna Beat You Up lyrics I'm Bored lyrics I'm Not A Man lyrics Infection lyrics Inflatable Love lyrics Internet Love Connection lyrics It Sucks To Be You lyrics Kicked In The Balls lyrics My Doctor's A Quack lyrics Necrophilia lyrics New Jersey Lifestyle lyrics Ozzman lyrics Pair O' Dice Lost lyrics Pick It lyrics Pms lyrics Pop Goes The Pimple lyrics Praying To The Porcelain God lyrics Rhyme Master lyrics Roadkill Lover lyrics Sleep Around lyrics Slow Painful Death lyrics Smoker lyrics South Park Junkie lyrics Star Trek Life lyrics State Of The Art lyrics Superfriends lyrics That's How I Like It lyrics The Adventures Of Mr. Long lyrics The Mouth lyrics The Psychic Enemies Network lyrics Things That Make You Go... lyrics Thump Music lyrics Wedgies lyrics |