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Sudden Death lyrics The Adventures Of Mr. Long lyrics Mr. Long is a man unique in his kind He's a Chinese superhero in his own mind He thinks he's a sex god, he rarely has a date Mr. Long is a man traumatized by fate His first name is Hung, with the last name Long I heard it, Hung Long, that may have to be a song Please forgive me I ramble and I sound like a liar I'm just killing time while my clothes are in the drier People greet him nicely then they bite their tongue 'Cause they all say the same thing, "So, how are ya, Hung?" Well, maybe they'll open their eyes And see Long is a man who needs to be lobotomizd Horny as hell and I know what's up He loves to play games, I guess he never grew up Red Rover, Red Rover, nobody will bend over So he plays another game called The Hunt For Miss October Competitive at this, no contest, he'll win it He should try out for a spot on the One Arm Olympics If you wanna be like Long, for a game you're yearnin' Just drop your pants and do the Pee Wee Herman [Chorus] Find a wife, get a life, do something You're just wasting away, what more can I say You're gettin' all excited over nothing He's been dissed since the day he was born, it's a fact His mother told the doctor "He's not done, put him back" He got picked on by his girlfriend, wouldn't play the game I guess he didn't live up to his name Hung Long has pick-up lines, he made up a few you bet But a slap in the face is all he manages to get He told a girl she's the boss and he's applying for a bit And did she have any openings that he could fit He thinks he's Superman, it's gone to his head He's faster than a speeding bullet when he's in bed One girl almost married him, that's a fact But when a gay lover sued, that was the end of that Nowadays it's still not real in his brain He has dreams of condoms breakin' from the strain He had a blind date once, but his plans were spoiled He thought she's look like Bo Derek, she turned out like Olive Oyl So he doesn't do that anymore He just makes his weekly trip to the corner store Doesn't worry about back talk or worry about a scuffle He's perfectly safe doin' the old Knuckle Shuffle [Chorus] Other Sudden Death lyrics: (toe) Jam lyrics 10th Anniversary Song lyrics A Christmas Tail lyrics Abby Normal lyrics Alien Probes lyrics Big 'n Round Girl lyrics Blow Up The Bathroom lyrics Bowel Movement lyrics Brain Dead lyrics Bran lyrics Couch Potato lyrics Dead Rappers lyrics Dead Rubber Chickens lyrics Death Flower lyrics Dice Dice Baby lyrics Do You Piss In The Shower? lyrics Dump lyrics Everybody Dies lyrics Fat Chicks In Spandex lyrics Flatulent Baby lyrics Flourishing Cactus lyrics Frat Boys lyrics Godzilla lyrics Hair Club lyrics Halitosis lyrics Hangnail lyrics Hip Hop Gangsta lyrics I Wanna Beat You Up lyrics I'm Bored lyrics I'm Not A Man lyrics Infection lyrics Inflatable Love lyrics Internet Love Connection lyrics It Sucks To Be You lyrics Kicked In The Balls lyrics My Doctor's A Quack lyrics Necrophilia lyrics New Jersey Lifestyle lyrics Ozzman lyrics Pair O' Dice Lost lyrics Pick It lyrics Pms lyrics Pop Goes The Pimple lyrics Praying To The Porcelain God lyrics Rhyme Master lyrics Roadkill Lover lyrics Sleep Around lyrics Slow Painful Death lyrics Smoker lyrics South Park Junkie lyrics Star Trek Life lyrics State Of The Art lyrics Superfriends lyrics That's How I Like It lyrics The Mouth lyrics The Psychic Enemies Network lyrics Things That Make You Go... lyrics Thump Music lyrics Wedgies lyrics |