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Sudden Death lyrics Bowel Movement lyrics Standing in my bedroom suddenly I had this Feeling like I ate an anvil and had to pass it So I just can't stand around So I start running and the faster I run the harder it pounds I break down the bathroom door, drop my drawers to the floor Was pushing so hard that my teeth were sore The veins are bulging out of my head And I'm thinking out loud to myself and I said How can I move my bowels? First of all, I better get more paper towels It's the distruction of my bathroom I'm constipated, a disaster So I start poppin' ExLax like M&Ms I put the dog outside and warned all my friends Is this the most that I can eat? 'Cause if not, I may have to wait another week But don't make me wait too long 'cause it's been at least a month Since I was last on the john So I open the lid and grumble and growl 'Cause I got to move my bowels Imagine me with a leak like the Exxon Valdeez It's the smell that's making me wheeze A garden hose doesn't have this much power I'm splashing so much it sounds like I'm in the shower My lower intestines, they growl like a jaguar Everything inside falls out like Niagara Polluting the air is so much fun Now I'm on the john, the neighborhood is on the run For those that know me I often blow their mind Because they know I go for days at a time I've seen magicians who can pull hankerchiefs out their hand But can they pull out toilet paper like I can? It's an incredible size, doesn't fit through my thighs And it's burning my eyes and attracting the flies But I'm-a keep going till the EPA calls out My butt producing lots of nuclear fallout With odor itself there's nothing I can't melt For miles around the vibrations are felt This is dangerous stuff it's not a bluff it's been proven Indeed I think I need to make my bowels keep moving Other Sudden Death lyrics: (toe) Jam lyrics 10th Anniversary Song lyrics A Christmas Tail lyrics Abby Normal lyrics Alien Probes lyrics Big 'n Round Girl lyrics Blow Up The Bathroom lyrics Brain Dead lyrics Bran lyrics Couch Potato lyrics Dead Rappers lyrics Dead Rubber Chickens lyrics Death Flower lyrics Dice Dice Baby lyrics Do You Piss In The Shower? lyrics Dump lyrics Everybody Dies lyrics Fat Chicks In Spandex lyrics Flatulent Baby lyrics Flourishing Cactus lyrics Frat Boys lyrics Godzilla lyrics Hair Club lyrics Halitosis lyrics Hangnail lyrics Hip Hop Gangsta lyrics I Wanna Beat You Up lyrics I'm Bored lyrics I'm Not A Man lyrics Infection lyrics Inflatable Love lyrics Internet Love Connection lyrics It Sucks To Be You lyrics Kicked In The Balls lyrics My Doctor's A Quack lyrics Necrophilia lyrics New Jersey Lifestyle lyrics Ozzman lyrics Pair O' Dice Lost lyrics Pick It lyrics Pms lyrics Pop Goes The Pimple lyrics Praying To The Porcelain God lyrics Rhyme Master lyrics Roadkill Lover lyrics Sleep Around lyrics Slow Painful Death lyrics Smoker lyrics South Park Junkie lyrics Star Trek Life lyrics State Of The Art lyrics Superfriends lyrics That's How I Like It lyrics The Adventures Of Mr. Long lyrics The Mouth lyrics The Psychic Enemies Network lyrics Things That Make You Go... lyrics Thump Music lyrics Wedgies lyrics |